Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money

I walk slowly behind people to avoid greeting

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a scratch ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;
“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”
(drunk driver’s offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will never burn the Tarven🍺🍻….they will rather burn the school and the Clinic instead

Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20😂🏃‍♀️

Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech that’ll leave them crying for 4years.

Screenshots don’t scare me shame
I have denied voice notes before

If cheating could generate electricity,
some girls could power AFRICA and
two European countries 🏃🏃

Girls who wear glasses will steal your man
and act like they didn’t see…

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.