Things i Do The Whole Day: 👇

1. Use My Phone 🔥📱
2. Charge My Phone

Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…

A Teacher used to say write an essay about the Day
you will Never Forget,
after she Give you 17/50 As if she was there on that Day.

If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.

Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one

Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”

This is how i cross the road when
I’m in joburg….
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets ”
If you don’t know me well you might think I am drunk

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

If you have a R100 in your pocket and you find a R10 note on the floor..
You’re still gonna pick it up right?…
& that’s why niggas cheat

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

If i got the award for laziest person on earth
I will send someone to pick it up for me…