Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out 🤣🤣 I rather die then do someone’s job.

A lady can apologize,cry and
even faint and still be lying

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence: “Children In the dark make mistakes”.
Student: “Mistake in the dark makes Children”
Teacher: get out.

Judge : silent in court 😡😡😡😡you’re making a lot of noise 😡😡😡 the next person who shouts will be thrown outside the courtroom 😡
Wreezy: ( prisoner) hurrray🔊🔊 maweyoweeee hehehehehehe Helele 🔉🔉📢📣
Judge : you’re not going anywhere

Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.

Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”

Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”

Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”

Women don’t communicate the problem.
They expect men to figure what the problem is and get mad when they don’t..!

Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!

She updated her profile pic and her mother commented:
“whose clothes are those??

Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.