33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month

Symptoms of January disease –

1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone

If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.

Lalelani If you are fasting for 21 days, yet you still don’t love others, are bitter, angry, unforgiving, lie & gossip🙄… Please just eat. 🤐

Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ the man asked. The wife replied, ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’. The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’ The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied, ‘Your horse phoned’

Schools are so expensive now.
My kid will learn everything from Takalani Sesame

I always hear people saying legends are born in January,
February, March and all the other months of the year😑
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Please my question is, in which month are
thieves, Gays, Rapists, Ritiualists, Abortionists, e.t.c born?

I went to a night prayer in one church😐
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So in the midst of the prayer session a member touched my shoulder and said “You Will Walk”😯
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I didn’t understand because im not disabled..
But after church I realised my transport money had been Stolen