Can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I will never lie again.

Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..🙄
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi

Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers

That moment when you bought chips with ur last cents,
then you open your chips and you see
your friends throwing away their chappies

Today my mother In Law gave me a tea to drink then she winked at me.
Yaz Ive never been so scared like this to drink tea.

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

Gone are those days when women cry over breakup ….
Nowadays once u leave they will be like “Neeeeeext

Someone will cheat today because of food..
Please brothers FEED your girlfriends

Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent