She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and
thinking to myself that everyone in this class
wants to be an economist and I just wanna rap

She posted ::my bae is 40 so what?
.
I commented : you spelled dad incorrect
.
I wonder why she blocked me

BOY :Do you have a boyfriend
GIRL :No i don’t want a boyfriend
BOY :Genesis 2:18.The Lord said it is not good for the man to be alone. I will make helper suitable for him.
GIRL :But i don’t love you
BOY:1John 4:8 whoever does not love does not know God because God is love.
GIRL :so how do i discern that your words are true.
BOY:Matthew 12 :34. for the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
GIRL :but how can be i sure that you are faithful and honest .
BOY :Mark 13 :31 .heaven and earth will pass away.
GIRL :But why me .there are so many girls out there .
BOY :Proverbs 31 :29. Many women do noble things surpass them all.
GIRL :what do you see in me that make you love me,?
BOY:Song of Solomon 4:7 .you are altogether beautiful my darling, there is no flaw in you.
GIRL :but really I’m not beautiful your exaggerating.
BOY :Proverbs 31 :30, charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
GIRL :what will happen if i say yes
BOY :Genesis 2 :24. That is why a man leaves his father and mother and united to his wife and become one flesh.
GIRL :How is that you know so many scriptures.
BOY :Joshua 1 :8, keep this book of law on your lips mediate on it day and night so that you may be careful to do everything written in it
GIRL: _______?

My wife showed me a good time last night.

Photos of me when I was single.

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving

Dear ladies, the only reason why your man takes a bath with you
is to prevent you from going through his phone.

It has nothing to do with being romantic..

Smoked weed for the first time today,
it’s not that strong, as people say.
I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Messi’s album

Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..

Why boys walk fast and girl speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls
have one extra mouth.

Be honest Can you kiss your bae during your parents are inside there or to bath during inside your parents when your bae is there?

If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..