These Girls will get pregnant Just to show
they Ex how happy they’re without them
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Remove you four finger at the back of your phone
and see the magic
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My marriage is doing so well l’m thinking of
opening other branches nation wide.
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Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered
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The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!
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Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming
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There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home
Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs ..
Like Why They Didn’t Use Another Street ? 😒
There’s No Need For Them To Advertise Their Relationship Here
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An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..
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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them
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Aden: bro can u swim?
Wasam : NO!
Aden : Dog is better than u because a dog can swim.
Wasam : ok can u swim?
Aden yes!
Wasam : So what’s the difference between I and a dog…
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Female phones never ring
when you with them
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“Nyaa was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink.He was the toilet cleaner on that ship.
The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared!”
With tears in his eyes,the ship captain seddenly spotted Nyaa.He pointed his finger at him and shouted,”You! Pray For Us!”
Afraid,He would be punished for not listening,Nyaa agreed and started his prayer with confidence..
“Lord,as I was boarding this ship,it said “Whites Only!”
When I wanted to use the Bathroom,the sign said,”Whites Only!”
When I went to the Tables for food,it said,”Whites Only!”
So Lord, as this Ship is about to sink,I pray that the same rule apply..
“Amen!”
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Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours
Brain: She’s probably cheating on you
Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping
Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?
Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???
Brain: Breakup
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