When someone says: “I don’t want a relationship right now”. The “at least not with you” is silent..!

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name

Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Repeating clothes doesn’t mean you are poor
but it shows that you are the owner

Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well

When Your Boss Has No Chill 😂🤣

Charlie : ” Hello Boss !!! I will Be Unable To Come To Work Tomorrow. Due To Heavy Rains , I Live On Island Now 😭

Boss :”Charlie , In Your Job Application You Mentioned Swimming As Your Hobby. See You At Work @7:00am

Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?

Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii
Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed

Heineken=R20
Brick=R3

Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December