Its only black people who wud go to the sea
and say they are going to wash bad luck
but still bring back 2ltrs of the same water back home
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That awkward moment when you talk to someone
and you spit on their face.
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Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅
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Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.
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Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!
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After paying R2500 per month creche fees…
my 5 yr old son will be like:
days of the week Monday,December, June,Tuesday, twelve, 😕😕
I’m stressed guys
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This December I Wanna Drink Until
They Call a Family Meeting On Me
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Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!
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As you go talk over the strength
You will share a mango to ball
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According To William Sexfear
Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.
Miss For One Hour
And
.
.
.
.
Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!
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Manchester City – eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup, Carabao Cup
–
Chelsea – all eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup
–
Man United – all eyes on EPL, FA Cup, Uefa
–
Liverpool – all eyes on next season
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Tobacco, Wine, Beer And Whiskey Are All Made From Plants…, I Think I May Be A Vegetarian!!
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if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.
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The way they’re so happy that churches are finally opening,
you might think they don’t lawyer…
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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser
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