*LADIES HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY*
*..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive, within a minute if there is no change, call me. Please don’t thank me, what are friends for.

Welcome to our 21st century.
Our Phones – Wireless
Cooking – Fireless
Cars- Keyless
Food – Fatless
Dress- Sleeveless
Youth- Jobless
Government- Useless
Leaders- Shameless
Relationship- Meaningless
Attitude- Careless
Wives- Fearless
Feelings- Heartless
Education- Valueless
Children- Mannerless

Everything is becoming Less but still, our hopes are endless. In fact I am speechless

Two mad men decided that they have to attend school, so they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was school.The following day, one got there early and climbed the tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked: “What are you doing up there?”
The friend replied: “I’m in high school now!”

Her: wat are you drinking
Me: tea
Her: yoh with this sun
Mr: nope with a cup

When you failed and you come back late and
when you knock you hear them say education is the key

‘BRAVE’ is a Girl With Ugly Toes Wearing Sandals

Medical Fact:

“Did you know that if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym regularly for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practice safe sex regularly, you’ll still die?

The smell of KFC when you have money and
when you broke, is not the same

My sister before you say” all men are Dogs ”
First of all check if you are not behaving like a Bone

This December I Wanna Drink Until
They Call a Family Meeting On Me

Why do ladies suddenly become
left handed after getting engaged?