Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?

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The Only Advice I’m Getting From My Friends These Days is 👇
“Dude You Need To Find A Girlfriend”

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Husband borrowed $250 from wife.

After a few days he again borrowed $250

Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money

When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.

On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife💁🏻.

1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*

Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
🙄🤔🥴😷🤗🤭

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Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii
Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed

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*Who Yr Wife is ….*
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
1. Your wife is not perfect, forgive her.
2. Your wife is the bone of your bone, do not break her.
3. Your wife is a gift, appreciate her.
4. Your wife is a rare gem, guide her jealously.
5. Your wife is your best friend, be friendly with her.
6. Your wife is your joy, nourish her.
7. Your wife is to be cherished, be cheerful to her.
8. Your wife is your portion, cherish her.
9. Your wife is not a devil, don’t dump her.
10. Your wife is not only good for sex, carry her along in every issue.
Love Is The Greatest
11. Your wife is not your enemy, encourage her.
12. Your wife is not a family material, never commit her unto the hand of your family members.
13. Your wife is not your rival, don’t compete with her.
14. Your wife is a female gender, honor her.
15. Your wife is not common, don’t compare her.
16. Your wife is not a wash hand base, stop abusing her.
17. Your wife is a weaker vessel, handle her with care.
18. Your wife is a beautiful queen, celebrate her.
19. Your wife is not a fighter, don’t fight her.
20. Your wife is not a punching bag, don’t beat her.
21. Your wife is not a game, don’t play her.
22. Your wife need foreplay, don’t rape her.
23. Your wife is a hook, get hook to her.
24. Your wife is all you love, praise her.
25. Your wife is important, honor her.
26. Your wife is what u make her to be, accept her.
27. Your wife is your joy, pursue her.
28. Your wife needs your honor, never embarrass her in the public.
29. Your wife is not a knife, be nice to her.
30. Your wife is a distinct personality, never compare her to any work.
31. Your wife is loyal, don’t be suspicious of her.
32. Your wife is not a fool, listen to her advice.
33. Your wife is not malicious, do not keep malice with her.
34. Your wife is the best friend you can have, befriend her.
35. Your wife is not a napkin, do not misuse her.
36. Your wife is not your house girl, support her in the kitchen.
37. Your wife is passionate, do not by- pass her.
38. Your wife is very important to you, do not abandon her.
39. Your wife is a queen, do not quarrel with her.
40. Your wife is not the only owner of the sit, help her to baby sit.
41. Your wife is reasonable, do not under- rate her.
42. Your wife is your responsibility, provide for her.
43. Your wife is yourself, do not separate her bed.
44. Your wife is number one in your life, priorities her
45. Your wife is your treasure, jealously guide her.
46. Your wife need your help, help her.
47. Your wife need your full attention, do not give it to T.V set.
48. Your wife is valuable, add more value to her.
49. Your wife is your crown, do not abandon her.
50. You will account to God about your wife, handle her with care. She may be or seem fragile, but is strong.
God bless our wives, mothers& daughters.

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Dear Girlfriend
Please take note that on the 30th of November, all relationships are closing due to December shutdown.
The South African Boyfriend Association would like to thank all ladies that took part in dating,
we strongly apologise for any inconvenience.

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No matter how far u urinate,
the last drop will always fall on your feet

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Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

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Girl:I am leaving you cuz u
focus too
much on football…
Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full
transfer…

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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant four times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Mondays and Tuesdays, I go Thursdays and Fridays.”

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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me

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I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!

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Go To The Nearest Somalian Supermarket
And Make Him Angry , You Will Hear Him Saying
“Am Not Your Friend My Friend”

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In A bus Today
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Conductor: Nice dress

Lady: Thanks!

Conductor: Nice earrings

Lady: Thanks

Conductor: Nice Lipstick

Lady: wooow thanks

Conductor: But still you are not looking beautiful

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Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

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