If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.

Your deputy is calling…thank me later

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

Hello : 10111 !?
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A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
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Arrest Him Tomorrow..

Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏

Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter

Me as a husband introducing my wife and kids in a ceremony*

Me: this is my first wife
Her: and current wife
Me: and these are her kids
Her: they’re also his
Me: we keep it friendly
Her: on account of we’re still married
Me: and I love these kids like they’re my own
Her: because they are

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

You to did I like others confuse to status your to it copy, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took you since✋ -_-
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Confused? hahaha (Now read backward)