When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name.
Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.

When politics rules the cue:
.
The story that Orlando Pirates beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-1 is not true and is pure propaganda by white owned media. It is intended to make people believe that teams coached by whites perfom better. We are tired of this monopoly capital and propaganda machinery that shows signs of white supremacy. We aren’t going to be dragged by white power to believe all the fallacies. The game never happened, just like we have been brainwashed and to believe that white is mightier. As blacks we are not going to be dragged into that white belief and white rule. The divide and rule by whites. The game never happened, we urge the black people to unite and stop insulting and teasing each other by promoting white stans.

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: ‘madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband’s case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him”. Share & enjoy your day as you put smile on somebody’s face also.

If God is a ​Police Officer
How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL

Family WhatsApp groups are boring, lazy and dead. Wait until one mess up and see how everyone will be active in seconds⏰
Even your late Aunty who died 7 years ago will be commenting on her blackberry from her grave

Imagine going through your bae’s phone and see.
“sidechick” in the call log and when you call it
BoOom!. . your phone rings..

Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife
and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like
you have your intestine out.
Like really,
come on this is 2018 not 2017 things must change

When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!

Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?

am the only one
is deeply in love but still single