40 And 42 Are Both 40,
I Mean 42 Is Fourty – Too
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Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love
but African women search pockets instead
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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.
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Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?
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Yesterday my boss sent me to buy a 2litre of milk
Then I found out only 1litres available,
and
turned back and told him..
He called me by names, and even told me straight that I’m stupid why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1litres of milk to make it 2litre
And today he sent me to buy pair of size 6 sleepers shoes
I got all the sizes except size 6
So I used my brain and bought two pairs of size 3
To make it 6
Without a word, he used sign language
To alerted me to wait for him out side
Now he’s busy with his computer ,
I’m sure he want to give me some bonus end of the month
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Gal : Hey.
boy:Who hey? Don’t ever call me that .
Gal:Sorry my love!how are you doing ?
Boy:I’m fine and you.
Gal:I’m fine but I need something from you.
Boy:What!.
Gal:Please could you send me 15k
Boy: For what?
Gal:5k for my clothes ,7k for my hair and nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy:woow sure my love♥
Here
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and 2 extra
ks.
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*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head😏😁🙊🙊*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace
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When turning on stove
White’s:1..2..3..4..5..6
Black’s:0..6
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Eish someone roasted me in the group chat last night…
He said”The way u are so ugly ur parents dropped u at school
and they got arrested for land pollution “
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Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
.
I Need To See Some Rent🤷
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RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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My Crush😍: So Are you single?
Me: I’ve been hurt 0616327639 times
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What are you name ??
My name is …………………….
O cool so you name is amiexjdns
Nou wat nee ek weet my naam is bleruske
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Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.
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I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.
Hope I’ve not done bad?
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