We need a brave thief who can go to heaven
and steal the book of sins

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

They have✌2 colors lord..🙏
Your girls have✌2 colors..🙏
Their faces are yellow and their bodies are black oh Lord!

A woman who hide her phone from her husband is a cheat. The man who hide his phone from his wife is trying to protect the relationship.

Please do not argue with me, I am not feeling well

Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
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It’s Over it’s Over

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis

My Sister if you’re still with your baby daddy,
you, your mother and your grandmother know what you did

Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*

Husband – *No, That’s enough.

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON

1>YOU HAVE FACEBOOK
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2>YOU HAVE A CELLPHONE
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4>YOU’RE WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS
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5>YOU DIDN’T NOTICE THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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7>YOU JUST CHECKED TO SEE OF THERE IS NO NUMBER 3
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8>WHERE IS NUMBER 6 , IDIOT ?
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9>YOU’RE NOW SMILING BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN IDIOT
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10>WHERE IS NUMBER 1?
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11>YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME AND WENT TO CHECK !
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12>YOU’RE NOT NORMAL AT ALL