A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

If a pregnant woman give birth to two babies, the first one comes out at 11:58pm 31st December 2018, and the second baby comes out at 12.05am of 1st January 2019. QUESTION:1. Are they twins? 2.. Are they age mates?3. Which year will they claim? 4 In which month will they celebrate their birthday? Am not understanding..

A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”

Those girls in high school that no one wanted to date are now looking so Gorgeous😍. Meanwhile those popular girls who were wanted by every guy now have 2 to 3 kids, no Grade 12 certificate & are shapeless & you say there is no God..!

Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees

Don’t Let Social Media Fool You ✋ ,
Some Of These Niggas Be Eating Cornflakes With
Water And Sugar 😒

Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it

Do you also make scenarios in your head that will never happen
but makes you happy so you just keep on imagining them..!?

That Awkward Moment When You Leave
The Store Without Buying Anything And
You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Innocent..

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch

That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…

*I’m selling chickens online, you transfer money, I will give chickens 🐓🐓directions.*🤒

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
.
Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..