Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done

Dear Grade 12’s

Keep facebooking after all, It’s your phone, your data and your life. On the other side exam papers are doing push-ups

Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔

Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you

A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.

The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.

Doctor: “Can You Read This?”

Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”

She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.

The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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Whats is wrong with people? 😡

Some guy found my debit card at woolies literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡

This is where it gets interesting 🙄

A bigger idiot kept tapping the …. See More

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money

I was In town this morning when
Japanese man approached me. ” please….
Can you take ” he said.” Handing me a
camera. As he stood against the wall
smiling.I got into a taxi an thought, “what
a nice guy”.

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow