Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day
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When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!
This world has failed Africa!
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What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend
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Well in my humble opinion, of course
without
offending anyone who thinks differently
from my
point of view, but also by looking at this
matter in a
different way and without fighting and by
trying to
make it clear, and by considering each and
every
ones opinion, I honestly believe that I have
completely forgotten what I wanted to say.
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The way some white people are so racist you will swear that at their schools there’s a subject called “Racist subject”
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I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him
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If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest
“Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.
1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”
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I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know she is going to her boyfriend’s place. How did i know?
because it’s written on syrup bottles:”shake well before use”
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This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something
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Men tomorrow like abakaliki rice,
if u like select from now till tomorrow,
my sister u go still chop stone
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When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.
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This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…
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During Sex..
Vilage girl:You are not wearing
condom?
Man:Yes
Village girl:Hope you are not HIV
positive?
Man:No am not
Village girl:Good…I dont want to
get that thing again
Man:Faints
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Wedding in America :
Invited: 100
Present at church :80
Present at reception :70
Gifts:67
Missing object: 0
Wedding in London :
Invited:100
Present at church: 90
Present at reception :85
Gifts:78
Missing object:0
Wedding in South Africa :
Invited:500
Present at church:21
Present at reception:1,505
Gifts:18
Envelops: 25
delivered dishes:1099
Missing items:20 phones, 300spoons, 10 cake knives, 1 photographer camera. Missing cans, beer, bottles of wines and whisky, kidnapping of 2 of the guests, girlfriend missing gone with other guest, boyfriend looking for his girlfriend, girlfriend looking for her boyfriend. Remaining gifts missing, fighting outside, 50chairs broken, 5tables broken, 3decoration curtains missing
Complete d rest
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