Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
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Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
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Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic
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When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’
The power of being a side chick
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Ladies
What is the use of wearing G string👙 if you are not assically gifted🙅
What are you dividing actually??????? Bones?????
Morning skinny girls who wear G-strings😂😂😂😂😂😂…..
Fat ones your turn is loading…….
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What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff?
Bison
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WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE??👇🙋💁
-Gold tooth 😊
-Brackets (.)
-Silver tooth 😊
-Kiss kiss /
-Tattoo🤦🏽♀
-Hairy legs😝
-Small eyes👀
-Big eyes👂🏼
-Dimples
-Thick lips👄
-Gap tooth
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Humans are two types🙈:
men👦 and women👧,
Haha thanks
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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Good morning .😍😍
If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends PLEASE…😑😑😑
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Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂
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Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!
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Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…
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Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single
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The Only Advice I’m Getting From My Friends These Days is 👇
“Dude You Need To Find A Girlfriend”
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Those Who Don’t Have Kids Please Log-Out
We Wanna Have Parents Meeting
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