Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them

We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son

When make a surprise party for a Ndebele girl then after saying ‘Supriseeeeee’ she goes like ‘ mara guys why didn’t tell me that you organising a suprise party for me’ .

Her: bbe where are you?

Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.

Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.

Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.

My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

We are on Facebook for fun is either u joining us
or we hurt ur feelings…simple

Stop making people feel ashamed for not
going to church. Respect other people’s
beliefs and laziness.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!

Don’t be a boring girlfriend sometimes drop lipstick in his house
and claim he is cheating

Maths Lit Be Like:
John Is Eating The Cake
Calculate The Taste

Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream