That moment when you crack a joke in
front of your wife and in laws then your
maid replies… “You’re Naughty”

I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.

Ladies Are Not Different From The Road,
The Bigger The Curves,
The More Problems You Face

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

Her: bbe im wet
Me : do u need a tissue
Her: im so wet i need something round and big
Me: eh you need the whole roll of tissue

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

Her : Boo i’m coming over
ME : I can’t wait baby
Her : But I’m on my period
ME : i said I can’t wait for you, I’m going somewhere.

A Bird🐦🐧Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies🤣🤣

I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*

*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*