If you ask a girl “How are you?”& she replies
“I am not fine” don’t ask her why?
Its a trap! Just tell her “May God be with you

Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

I’ve text most of the people on my phone asking what IDK means…
They all said I don’t know! Nobody knows. What does it mean guys?

Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now

A new school inspector is assigned to the
grade 4 class in one of
Thelocal schools. He is introduced to the
class by the teacher.
She says to the class: “Let’s show the
inspector just how clever youAreby allowing
him to ask you a question.”
The inspector decides to ask a biblical
question.He asks: “Class, who broke down
the walls of Jericho?”
For a full minute there is absolute silence.
The children all just stareat him blankly.
Eventually little Khuzwayo raises his hand.
The Inspectorpointsexcitedly to him.
Khuzwayo stands up and says: “Sir, I do not
know who broke down thewalls
of Jericho, but I am innocent.”
The inspector looks at the teacher for an
explanation. She says: “Well,
I’ve known Khuzwayo since the beginning
of the year and I believe that ifhe says that
he didn’t do it, then he didn’t do it.”
The inspector is shocked at the level of
ignorance and storms downtothe principal’s
office and tells him what happened. The
principalreplies: “Look I don’t know the boy,
but I socialise every now andthen
with his teacher and I believe her. If she
feels that the boy was notinvolved, then he
must be innocent.”
The inspector can’t believe what he is
hearing. He grabs the phoneon
the principal’s desk and dials the Minister of
Education. He relatesthe
entire episode and asks her what she thinks
of the educationstandard in
the school.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies:
“Eishwena. You know I amvery
busy. I don’t know the boy, the teacher or
the principal. Just getthree
quotes or put it out to tender and have the
wall fixed.”

I like to make people laugh😂. If I don’t make you laugh🙄,
remember🚶 I said ‘people’🤷 not animals..!

After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu

Me:its over.
Her: But you said only death could do us apart.
Me :We did not specify whose death will do us apart
anyway I just lost my granny, its over.

Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it

Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥

If you gonna cheat ,make sure you wear your old clothes ,
so that if someone takes pictures ,
you can say it was long time ago👌

Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here

God made every person different, He got tired!
when time he got to China…