Ladies, Are Guys With Six Packs Still A Thing For You
Or You’ve Grown Up Now??

Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.

Dear Mrs. Boshoff,

Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with
us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over
the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.

MEMO

Re: Complaints

15 Things Mr. D Boshoff has done while his spouse is shopping:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons
section.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
“Code 3” in housewares….. and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on
lay-by.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror
and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
“Mission Impossible” theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his “Madonna look” using
different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes
the foetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!

And; last, but not least!

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!

The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,

That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“

I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged

Did u know that women live longer on earth
because they don’t have wives?😂

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors

Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
•°•
Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona

I have never made it to a profile pic stage
in a relationship and you?

When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
😏
It heals me spiritually

Dating a prostitute is not a problem. The problem is when you want to have sex……and she will be like ‘babie no you cant be having stock everyday……the business is gonna go down

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis

Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

When i was in a taxi just saw my crush. I decided to stay calm because i had fever and my nose was blocked because of flu. I didnt want her to see me that im breathing like fish😂😂😂😂….! Guess what happened??…
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Boom there goes a baloon from my nose