Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement

Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

Joke Of The Year 😂🤣

Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .

Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??

They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”

Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins

I remember telling my ex to block all her
side niggas and I got blocked too. I really
played myself there.

A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂

😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!

Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

If you are girlfriend and by any chance you feel like shaving your eyebrow , and draw them back ka pencil then i will also draw cows for lobola , let me repeat , i will draw cows for lobola . Yeah everything in our relationship is art…i am an artist too.

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.

You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??

The traffic cops notice a car being driven erratically up ahead and when they draw near they see the driver clattering his dog on its head. They pull him over and the lead cop goes up to the car and says ‘Not only am l booking you for driving without due care and attention, l’m also booking you for cruelty to animals.’ The bloke says ‘lf you knew what this dog had done you’d give him a clout as well’. ‘Why?’ says the cop ‘ What’s he done?’ The bloke says ‘He’s just eaten my licence and insurance.’

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑

Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!

Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then

Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)