If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??

Just Because you’re In A Relationship doesn’t mean
you’re taken.
We can still take you or Borrow you..

A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?

The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)

I once smoked weed and I got into a huge argument with myself, that day I got death
threats coz I was winning the argument… I’ll never touch the shit again.

Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So whats your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.
Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.

If Zimbabwe did it , why can’t Malawi Did it ,why can’t Mozambique did it. then in the end everybody will did it.
Actually me i didn’t did it