You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

A Man Looses His Wife To Death And Remarries A Year After, He Did The Rught Thing, He’s Being Praised And Congratulated For Moving On, After All Life Is For The Living. A Woman Looses Her Husband To Death And Remarries After 4yrs, “aaah! So Early? Are U Sure She Wasn’t Sleeping With That Man Even When Her Husband Was alive? That Was Why She Killed Her Husband

When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone

Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

i Pretend As if Everything is Fine ,
But Deep Down i Know That i Want A Gun

Me And My boss
Him: Do you think you can come to work
on Saturday this week? I really need you
here.
Me: Yeah no problem, but I’ll probably be
late though as the public transport is bad
on weekends.
Him: Ok, when do you think you will arrive
here then?
Me: Monday.

If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well immediately then you can take her to the hospital.Just learnt there’s a new sickness common among women called moneylaria and the best treatment is bank alert

Doing nothing is very hard to do.
You never know when you’re finished😏

Girls please stop trying to impress guys with
english
Boy:darling
Girl:hi baby
boy:how are you
girl:i am fun
boy:you are fun?!
girl:oops!sorry i meaning i am find
boy:eh,what you doing?
girl:the tv is washing me in Muvhango
boy:lol,k!who u with?
girl:my mother,my father and my parents
boy:yho!so when am i gonna see you? girl:ah
baby,but you is told me you are moneyless now
you wanna look me to the sea!
boy:lmao yoooh! What do you mean? girl:baby
laughing for who? Ah u see i make a stock of
laughing
boy:eh baby,I will call you coz ur texting is cripled
girl:ok baby,I am go waiting for ur missed
call,shap shap! lol
its better if you text in your own language