That awkward moment when you sit on the couch ready to relax cup of tea and blanket and then you realise you have left the remote half way across the room
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Q.How do rednecks get to heaven?
A.By god
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Giyani Niggas Will Walk🚶 Their Girls To The Taxi🚕
Rank Without His T-shirt👕 On And
His Belt Loosened,Just To Show
People He Was Hitting
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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..
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I wish the people who dislike you heal
from what ever satanic spirit that has
taken over their souls
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Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people
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A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun
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My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today
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The ” Krrrrrr ” Sound That ATM Makes While Withdrawing Money
is Better Than Hearing ” i Love You
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A bookseller conducting a market survey
asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “That would be my husband’s check book.”
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Don’t allow school dropouts with money
to make you feel ike education is worthless!
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it is so painful to know that ,
after 100years everybody in this App will be dead,
RIP in advance friends😭😭. I love u
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if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V
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If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves
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When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”
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Whatsapp Back 2 skul
Facebook Back 2 skul
Twitter back 2 skul
Radio Back 2 skul
TV Back 2 skul
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Im even Afraid to open a fridge
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