Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

Ngoni:* How are you dear?
*Mary:* I’m fine thanks!
*Ngoni:* So what’s your favorite color?
*Mary:* Ohh please, stop asking stupid questions! Ask me something more interesting and intellectual please.
*Ngoni:* Ooh, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulfuric Acid at standard temperature and pressure?
*Mary:* Eeer bemgizidlalela mina; my favorite colour is dark white!

During a company’s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand… the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond… and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million… but if killed by the crocs…2 million will be given to the next of kin. For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge… then suddenly a man jumped in…and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs..and luckily he made it unscathed. When he managed to recover his breath.. the man, who became instant millionaire, shouted asking who pushed him into the pond….. it was his wife who did it.!!! And from that day…that was how the phrase… “Behind every successful man…there’s a woman”…came about !!!

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

Ladies who think that men with cars they got money…..
happy children day to you!!!!

1 packet of mazimba for lunch its enough for me

Already drank 2 bottle of vinegar and salt but nothing happened or should I continue to drink more.🙄🙄coz don’t know what u guys are talking about

Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!

Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄

A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is. ”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. “

Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update

No one asks for it

it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again