Doing nothing is very hard to do.
You never know when you’re finished😏

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?

What is confusion 😖❓
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Confusion is when you steal meat 🍗 from the pot🥘, and you forget whether the spoon 🥄 was on top or inside the pot..

Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?

I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR

*If you have $2 and your wife has $98. The total money of the entire house is $2 (not $100).*

*If you understand this maths you will have peace in your home.*
*Are we clear?*

Good morning all singles…….! The rest will get your good morning from your boyfriends/hubbies or girlfriends/wives.

Put more jackets singles its cold and
make yourself warm and fat with clothes😂

Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.

I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there are no male employee.
She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here it goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it.”
The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can prescribe to you:
* 1/3rd ownership in the store.
* a company car
* A furnished house
* a king size bed and
* $15,000 a month as living expenses..” !!
What medication is this mara??

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”

Gents If a woman ever pulls a knife out on
you during an argument, pull out some
bread, butter and cheese..her instincts will
kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich..

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat