Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Thami was discharged from a mental hospital🏨.He was chained🔗 by his mental doctors➕. He was taken home by an ambulance🚑.
With confidence he claimed that he knew his house🏡.
At a big house next to a tree🌲 he saw 2 kids👬 wearing uniform🎓, he shouted and said
“Those are my kids, they going to school!”
Suddenly a woman👧 came out of that house then he shouted again saying
“That’s my wife, she is late for work!”
The doctors were convinced and as they were about to remove the chains🔗 off his hands, a man👦 came out of that same house🏡 then he shouted one more time saying
“Hey that’s me going to work!!”

If you call 📞 me with PRIVATE Call…
I will respect your privacy not answer it

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄

Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying

I don’t know who needs to hear this but
“You’re not the main Chick..!”

It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they arrive, the bouncer said: “Aaah Sol my man, long time no see. Welcome.”
Wife: (surprised) Babes, how do you know this guy?
Sol: That’s my gym partner.
As they got in, the bartender said “aw Sol madoda, welcome back. Same stuff?”
Wife: (in aghast) how does he know that you drink Amstel?
Sol: He served us at Thabo’s birthday.
As they were sitting down a stripper approaches them and say: aaah Sol, can we have some fun like old times?
His wife got irritated and draged Sol out and calls up a cab, as they get in the driver said “you got an ugly one this time my friend, same Hotel?”
Wife faints