Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!

These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today

Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

When my crush says she loves guys who know Mathematics…
i make effort to impress :
.
Me : You’re so vertically beautiful and the horizontality of your face is the square root of my love…mh I love you simultaneously

A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace, For Their Anniversary,

And His Wife Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months,

Why?

That Was The Deal.

Signs that shows your man is gay
1.He owns a gown
2.He eats 3 slices of bread
3.He owns silk sheets
4.He has long hair
5.Long nails
6.Takes 1 hour bath/shower
7.Pictures of topless man on his cell phone
8.Follows more guys than girls on social networks
9.Too many selfies of him pouting or biting his tongue
10.MOST IMPORTANTLY, He’s a Orlando Pirates FC fan