I tried to donate blood today. Never again, too
many stupid questions asked.
Who’s is it? Where did You get it?
Why is it in a bucket?😾

A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!

Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..
I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.

Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.

A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and I’ll be 50 in seven years!”
I said “And how old will you be in 7 years if you don’t go?”🤷🏿
It’s never too late to start chasing your dreams.

A Break up can make you google things like
‘How to be strong’

*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head

Men will be Men:

Wife leaves a note on the fridge: “I have made all attempts. It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom’s place !! 😡😥

Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, “What the hell is she talking about???

Fridge is working fine!!”

RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet