Mom : It seems like you are pregnant
?Daughter : This is our Life Orientation
school project . We were
experimenting how life begins
.
.
Mom :Then tell me , who is he ?
.
Daughter : I don’t know mummy , it
was a group project
.
.
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Mom fainted

If his phone rings and he goes
outside… Follow him and help him
find the signal
in relationship we help each other

Job interview for a security guard

Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England

My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?

Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?

My grandmother is going around telling people that I fix phones
just because I removed her phone from silent

Don’t Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle,
Nobody Will feed you, If You Go Broke

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

I’ve just changed my Facebook password to “incorrect” so that
whenever i forget it,
Facebook will be like ” your password is incorrect ”

Good morning everyone

Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another

One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?