Nyaa gambled with all his university money at the casino before even the end of the first term ,

He calls his father at home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing into! They actually have a program here in school that will teach our dog, phezukwakhe, how to talk!”

“That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Phezukwakhe (the dog) into the program?”

Nyaa smiling said, “Just send him down here with R15 000. “I’ll get him into the course dad.”

So, his father sends the dog and R15000. About two weeks to the end of the first term, Nyaa gambled and ran out of money again

His father called
“So how’s Phezukwakhe doing son?” his father asks.

“Awesome, Dad, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this, they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! I’ll love Phekwakhe to read too!”

Nyaa smiling said, “That will be no problem dad. Just send R40000, I’ll get him into the class.”

The money promptly arrives. But Nyaa then had a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he killed the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.

“Where’s Phezukwakhe? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad,” Nyaa says, “I have bad news. Yesterday morning, just before we wanted to drive home, Phezukwakhe was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading a Newspaper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, “So, is your daddy still sleeping around with that woman who lives in town?”

The father exclaimed, “I hope you killed that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!

Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
–
Kate: “That’s impossible”
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Doctor: why?
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Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

Female size
.
Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
.
Which one is yours ??

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”

You won’t know that you hav Kung Fu Skills,
Until Cockroaches Run All Over ur Body*

I prayed hard last night and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life.. And guess what?? I can’t find my Timberland boots 😭😭😭😭

Son: Dad, what does gay means?
Father: It means to be happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella

The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why

—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.

“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.

Everything is a scam dis days I took sleeping tablets last night
but guess what? I woke up even earlier than before

I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please

*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*

P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo

If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness