I’ve started receiving texts mostly from ladies like:
“Its being a while”
“I Missed you so much”.
“You’re so sweet my dear”.
“Where are you?”
😳😳😳
BUT
No weapon formed against my wallet will prosper this Valentines day
Amen

A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
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Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
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Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P

One Day You Will Want To Inbox Me
But I will Be Married
So Please Use This Time Wisely

How old were you when you realised that
“People you may know” are actually people
who’ve gone through your profile?

If I Act Rich On Facebook And You Know Me In Real Life
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Please Keep Quiet
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I Can Not Be Poor Online And Offline

If you call 📞 me with PRIVATE Call…
I will respect your privacy not answer it

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning
the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a
book titled, “HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS.
Volume 1

He opened the 1st page which said: “To start the engine,
press the red button..” He did
so, and the airplane engine
started.. He was happy and
opened the next page…: “To get the airplane moving, press the blue button..” He did so and the plane
started moving at an amazing
speed… He wanted to fly, so he
opened the 3rd page which said:
“To let airplane fly, please press
the green button..” He did so and the plane started to fly…He was excited…!!
After 20 minutes of
flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to
go to the 4th page… and page 4
says; “To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase
Volume 2 at the nearest book shop! ”

He will be buried tomorrow.

never attempt anything without complete information

All salary people must read this:—–
After 4 years of selfless service, I realized
that I had not been prmoted, no salary
increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager.
The manager looked at me, smiled and
asked me to sit down saying: “My friend you
have not worked here for even a single day.”
I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the
manager went on to explain, and here’s the
conversation that took place.
Manager: How many days are there in a
year?
Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?
Me: No sir.
Manager: How many days are there in a year
that are weekends?
Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to
104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104
days from 366 days. how many days
do u now have?
Me: 262 days
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Me: 24 Hours.
Manager: How long do u work in a day?
Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)
Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u
work in hours?
Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).
Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of
262 days?
Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)
Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15
days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30
days earned leave every year. Now remove
that 64 days from the 87 days left. How
many days do u have remaining?
Me: 23 days.
Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days)
Me: No Sir!
Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: Do u come to work on
Independance Day?
Me: No sir!
Manager: So how many days r left?
Me: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on New
year’s day..?
Me: No sir..!!
Manager: So how many days are left?
Me: None Sir!
Manager: So what r u claiming?
Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise
that I was stealing company
money all these days.
Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
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So, How many days do you work ?

Ladies This Thing Of Glowing After A Break Up is Not Fair,
Actually it’s Not Allowed😑

The funny thing about Facebook Is
you can talk about one person and
it makes 20 others think it’s about them

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in