This 1 got me laughing.
Three pastors met & agreed to
sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept a
secret between the three of them.
The first pastor said; my problem
is money l do steal even from the
church offering. Please pray for
me. The second pastor; mine is
women. Whenever l see any woman
my desire will be to go to bed with
her, infact l have slept with most
of the church (female) members.
Turning to the third pastor to hear
his problem he started crying (it
took his friends some effort to
calm him). When they asked him
to continue, he was still crying, he
said my problem is gossiping,
when we leave this place everybody
will hear all what the two of you
have just told me. Please pray for
me! The two pastors fainted. Don’t
spoil the fun, pass it on to make
people laugh.

I want to eat but my friend is showing no
signs of leaving

People change completely when
they start using iPhone📱
It must be the Apple 🍏
It changed Eve too.😕

Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

If you hate someone, Please hate him/her
alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate
him/her with you.That’s witchcraft.

Stop forgiving your boyfriend, we also want you!!!

We the National Association of Husbands
And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce
our annual 3 days strike which will commence
on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB.
Please note; our cellphones will not
be working during the strike & our
relationship commitments will commence
on the 17 FEB, we apologise for any
inconvenience to our wives & girlfrends
who were hoping to be with us on valentines day.

So, wats yo response? Is it:
(a) Viva NAHAB viva!!!! or
(b)

Did you know???
–
A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.

Stop Complaining about fake friends. You are old now. Go to work, stay at home, eat, watch TV, read a book and sleep.
You will never hear rumours that the fridge and microwave were gossiping about you.

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
.
I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business