Things in boys room b4 marriage:
Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone.
After Marriage:
Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D
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The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough
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Free mode is made for a children who are still at school
Am I lying ??
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Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY
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Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick
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Do You Remember The Day We Travelled In A
Car?🚘
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I Put My Dog Out Of The Window,
You Put Your Face Out,😒
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Then People Started Shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
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*Ladies, If you play your man like a football,
another woman will catch him like a goalkeeper,
you will regret watching the highlights*
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You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English
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I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
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Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt
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My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!
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A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon..
he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewelleries and money…
Man started sobbing and said Bhai u take anything u want but please untie her rope….There will a big problem here.
Thief: What problem?
Man : she is my neighbors wife.. Mine will arrive shortly.
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A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.
The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.
Policemen Arrives
Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car.”
Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.”
Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.“
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“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
–
First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from
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