*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*
You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.
In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥
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A naked woman robbed a bank and no
Man saw her face… Men can be useless sometimes.
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ATMs should have timers! When your time is up, it should swallow your card and spray tear gas at you…
Honesty, we are tired of people who play candy crush at the ATM mxm
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Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.
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Nyaa came from school and dancing.
His father wondered what made so happy and decided to ask.
Dad : Son I have never seen you in this mood for a
while now…..any good news u want to share?
Nyaa : Dad next year you won’t be buying any textbook, notebooks and writing materials…..
Dad : That’s my son, why …. did you win a Scholarship?
Nyaa : No! Dad I’m repeating the same class
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ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
.
HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know
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In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business
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That awkward moment when you
get in the class late and everyone
looks at you 👀
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Sometimes all you need is love.
Lol, just kidding,
you need money. :’).
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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Mama. Those who have preach 2 us that drinking
alcohol is unholy but have a box of wine in their church’s storeroom are here.
U never told us how 2 deal with them.Give us a signal mama!
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Men that beat their girlfriend’s if they did something wrong, aren’t real men..Us real men,we just ask for a pillow fight without letting her know there’s a brick inside my pillow
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JOKE OF THE DAY
*There are five friends named*
*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*
*Somebody and nobody were fighting*
*Somebody killed nobody*
*Mad quickly called the police*
*Mad: Hello sir*
*Police: can we help you*
*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*
*Police: are u stupid!!*
*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*
*Police: are u mad!!!*
*Mad: yes am mad*
*Police: you must be a fool!!!*
*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message*
😳
😜 😜
😀😀😀 *Am sorry but I was also a victim…. and I can’t be a fool alone*
*Share…. to have more fools*
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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Just when you have thought you have seen them all. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then you see your boyfriend wearing a lace material Bvd.
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A woman wanted to reach her
husband on his mobile phone
but discovered that she was
out of credit; she instructed
her son – to use his own
phone to pass across an
urgent message to daddy who
is at site.
After the son had called, he
got back to mummy to inform
her that it was a lady that
picked up daddy’s phone the
three times he tried reaching
dad on the mobile.
(Women!!)
She waited impatiently for her
husband to return from site,
immediately she sighted him,
she gave him a very hard slap,
while the man was trying to
ask why? She repeated the
slap, people from
neighborhood rushed around
to know the cause of this.
The man asked his son to tell
everybody what the lady said
to him when he called,
son said:
“The number u are trying to
call is not reachable at the
Moment. Please Try Again
Later”.
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