In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat

Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight,
When He Texts You ” Good Night Babe”
Reply “She is Asleep Bro”
Then Switch Off Your Phone

A baby was born and a minute later it began
to speak:
“I’m going to live for 4 days, my mother will
die in 6 days and my father will die in 15
days”.
4 days later the child dies, after 6 days the
mother dies too.
The father Sol, was going crazy because the
next one will be him.
He sold everything and spent the whole
money.
15 days later, the garden boy dies.
Don’t rush in solving problems my children.
Be patient

I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s
Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages

Last night, My Neighbour Came home drunk and banged on his own door for like 5 Mins . Problem is , He lives alone, So I went outside and told him
“He wasn’t there ” and he left !!!

Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat

Friend: I’m so over him!
Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda.
Friend: HE DRANK SODA…

This story touched my heart hope will touch
yours.
wife was in bed with her lover when she
heard her husband’s john key in the door.
“Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so
drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed
with me.” Sure enough,
the john lurched into bed none the wiser,
but a few minutes later,
through a drunken haze, he saw six feet
sticking out at the end of the bed.
John turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six
feet in this bed.
There should only be four. What’s going
on?”
“Nonsense,” said the wife. “You’re so drunk
you miscounted.
Get out of bed and try again. You can see
better from over there.
” John climbed out of bed and counted.
“One, two, three, four. You’re right, you
know.”

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your real father a big hug.”

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

If her timeline is full of shares, just know that she’s also sharing someone’s Bae..!☝🙄
~•~
She’s a shareholder…

never trust a guy who likes DJ Khaled
because there’s always another one.

Ladies Imagine arguing with your dark skinned boyfriend and he says, You wont see me again then switches off the lights😂😂😂😂😂

Some of you also wanted to be slay queens
but your face didn’t just cooperate