If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..
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Your girlfriend will always tell you about the guys
she rejected not the ones she accepted.
Be wise
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I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂
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Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide
Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead
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“You can come if you want” is the MOST disrespectful invitation ever..!
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
🤣
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Mention a Guy
who will be pregnant by now
if he was a girl :O
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Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream
Husband: yes your father was buying it
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South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child
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Wives why do yu go after girlfriends/small houses?……..
Go after your husband.
*Wives*: its operation restore legacy…..
we go after the criminals around him
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Guys with a gap teeth be like when saying sorry to their bae’s
“Bbe i’m Thory”
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Can I sell my feelings on Gumtree I dont want them anymore.
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Some girls will be like “I want a God fearing man” but two weeks after accepting your proposal She will be asking for *IPhone 7 rather than King James Bible*
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What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol
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Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”. And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here im going to cut it off.
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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
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