I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen

There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!

Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.

Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave

An 8-year old girl went to the
office with her father on ‘Take
Your Daughter to Work Day’. As
they were walking around the
office, the young girl starting
crying and getting very cranky, her
father asked what was wrong with
her.
As the staff gathered round she
sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said that
you worked with?

Kgótso ‘s brother caught a thief who had been stealing his vegetables and decided to drag him to the village square.
Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, “Please, I have forgotten my slippers in the farm, can I go and get them?”
He obliged, “Hurry up! I would be waiting for you here.” He waited endlessly and realised he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother Kgótso what had happenned
Kgótso brutally slapped him and said, “You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go to get his slippers for him!”

Welcome to South Africa where you lend your friend money,
And you end up losing both your cash and a friend!!!

I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what

So today I hugged a Xhosa girl immediately I received a bank notification that R125,00 has been deducted from my account

Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

I pic mixed all my Girlfriend’s and Wrote “My sister’s with ma Bae😍😘 ” They all replied” Ohh bby thats so sweet ❤