*SEKE MAN IMPREGNATED 4 MEMBERS OF THE SAME FAMILY.*
A man shocked the residents of Seke when it was discovered that he impregnated 4 members of the same family.
Melinda Mukuyu, a married woman, her young sister and two of her daughters are said to have been impregnated by a local business man a Mr Foster Chiwanda.
There was drama in the area when the husband to Mukuyu requested to know who was responsible for her pregnancy because he had been away on fishing for some few months. This is when it was discovered that Mr Chiwanda had hit the jackpot and the sister also came up and said she was equally pregnant for the same man.
Then the daughters also confessed to seeing the said man and they too were pregnant. This got out of hand especially that one of the girls was just 15 years old. The husband then dragged the wife and the daughters to Mr Chiwanda who upon seeing them, he decided to leave the place but it was a bit too late for him because a lot of people had joined got hold of him.
As a first slap landed on him, he knew he had to save himself and he broke loose and ran for his dear life. One eye witness said he heard Mr Chiwanda saying ” ! ” (We are the only remaining real men, these others are just examples of men.)
Residents chased him behind with whatever weapon they could get hold of. As one man was about to catch him, he jumped and to the amusement of everyone, he started flying.
It was at this moment when my brother woke me up and said go and bath will be late for work..
Will tell you Wat happened next when I sleep tonight and have a continued dream.

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