When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. 🙄
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If your Sibling Never pulled out a Knife on you Then you not siblings😩
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I deleted all Eminem’s song’s even my mother
doesn’t shout at me like that
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That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car
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Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..
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My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships
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If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
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Ladies, If you want to keep a man treat him like a new customer, if he cheats don’t fight or interrogate him, instead give him reasons to stay. And remember a customer is always right, do not quarrel with your man
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Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”
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Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂
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TRUE STORY
A wife suspected the husband of
having sex with their
maid,then set a trap for him by
sending the maid to
the village without telling the husband. At night the husband told his usual
story, “I want to
go and watch wrestling,” and he left.
The wife silently went to the maid’s
room lying on the bed naked without any light.
Around 01:30 hours,he opens the door without
wasting time and without a word
had sex with her.
After the fifth round she said, “It’s enough I have
caught you, so this is how you use
to have sex with her. You have done five rounds and
you are still
demanding for another round when you only last for
two rounds.
Then BOOM……….!
The Garden Boy replied,” Am sorry madam I didn’t
know it was you. “hahahaha.
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You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English
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Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
.
I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
.
He fainted.
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A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
.
Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”
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One Day, While A Woodcutter Was Cutting A Branch Of A Tree Above A River, His Axe Fell Into The River.
When He Cried Out, The Lord Appeared And Asked: “Why Are You Crying?”
The Woodcutter Replied: “His Axe Has Fallen Into Water, And He Needed The Axe To Make His Living”
The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Reappeared With A Golden Axe.
The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”
The Woodcutter Replied: “No”
The Lord Again Went Down And Came Up With A Silver Axe.
The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”
Again, The Woodcutter Replied: “No”
The Lord Went Down Again And Came Up With An Iron Axe.
The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Axe?”
The Woodcutter Replied: “Yes”
The Lord Was Pleased With The Man’s Honesty And Gave Him All Three Axes To Keep, And The Woodcutter Went Home Happy.
Some Time Later The Woodcutter Was Walking With His Wife Along The Riverbank, And His Wife Fell Into The River.
When He Cried Out, The Lord Again Appeared And Asked Him: “Why Are You Crying?”
The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh Lord, My Wife Has Fallen Into The Water”
The Lord Went Down Into The Water And Came Up With Angelina Jolie
The Lord Asked: “Is This Your Wife?”
The Woodcutter Cried: “Yes”
The Lord Was Furious. “You Lied! That Is An Untruth”
The Woodcutter Replied: “Oh, Forgive Me, My Lord. It Is A Misunderstanding. You See, If I Had Said ‘No’ To Angelina Jolie, You Would Have Come Up With Aishwarya Rai. Then If I Said ‘No’ To Her, You Would Have Come Up With My Wife. Had I Then Said ‘Yes’ You Would Have Given Me All Three. Lord, I Am A Poor Man, And Am Not Able To Take Care Of All Three Wives, So That’s Why I Said ‘Yes’ To Angelina Jolie”
Moral Of The Story: “Whenever A Man Lies, It Is For A Good And Honorable Reason, And For The Benefit Of Others.
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