I think Facebook should send notifications like:
“Dineo and 12 others just ignored your post, would u like to unfriend them?”

I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.

confused guy posts on Facebook!

Wrestling is really stupid, how can men without pants fight for a belt?

Someone replied, “If you think Wrestling is stupid, what of football where 22 men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it away”

When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed
and you accidentally say:
“I Know”..!!

I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!

Six old retired guys are sat playing poker at Gary’s house one night when Rocco loses 600 dollars on a single hand. At the shock of this he clutches his chest and then drops dead from a heart attack.

Tony asks, “Who’s going to go and tell the situation to his wife?”
None of them want this horrible job so they finally decide to cut the pack, and lowest card loses and has to go tell her.
Ronald draws a three and loses so he’s the one who has to go and break the bad news. The others tell him to be discreet and gentle so as not to make a bad situation even worse.
Ronald says, “Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet – discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me, not a problem.” He drives over to Rocco’s house and knocks on the door. Rocco’s wife answers and asks Ronald what he wants.

Ronald replies, “I’m sorry to have to tell you this but your husband just lost 600 bucks playing cards and is afraid to come home. He’s asked me to come over here and apologize to you.”
Rocco’s wife goes crazy and screams, ” You tell him I said drop dead!”
Ronald doesn’t bat an eyelid and says, “Ok, I’ll go tell him.

In China an earthquake hit them yet they still have electricity
Aii Mara South Africa a bird sits on the pole jiki jiki electricity is gone for 3days

That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re Walking In The Wrong Direction..
.
So You Hit Your Pockets Pretending You Forgot Something

Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.

High School Presidents Be Acting Like They Have Shares In The School

Have you noticed that Girls have “Three Voices”:
•°•
ONE☝, Is used when answering calls📱.
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TWO✌, The other one at home 🏡 when
she is talking to her siblings👪 (Her Original Voice) ®
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THREE👌, Is used when she’s talking to her “Bae”

I Knew That One Day We Will Forget About
Distruction Boys

Today was my first time smoking weed!
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits……
I asked them if they’re gay, and they Arrested me😥

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.