The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them

Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!

The chances of a lady getting a job in
Africa do not depend on her academic
qualifications or working experience……
they depend on size and shape of her
buttocks

When you meet the right person you will
realise that you were not asking for too
much!!

A married man goes to confessional and
says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair
with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?” question the
priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go
near that woman again. Now, say five Hail
Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and
exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any
money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like
you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

*Trouble* is when the pastor says “Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front.”

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!

Facebook will make u think iam talkative
Just meet me one on one u will think i left my mouth at home😂😂