You are dating a DJ And you expect him not To cheat,? Someone that mix three songs At the same Continue Reading..

Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read Air freshener ingredients

When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone and Your Phone Starts Ringing

Studio 88 rejected my job application, so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow customers around the store?

When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start?? Me: Calender

I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of Continue Reading..

I Went on blind date with this blonde girl the other day…she suggested we go to Mcdonald’s to grab something Continue Reading..

These 3 weeks infant is annoying. She’s crying from hunger, but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥