Matriculants Be Like ”Next Year I’ll Go To Varsity For 4years,
Get a Job, Buy a Car Then Get Married”
Guys, Please Explain To Them It Doesn’t Work Like That
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Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything
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If a girl sarcastically says “WoW” during an argument,
She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot like you!!
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Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”🙄
Wife: Gets offended 😡😥and goes to sleep 🛌
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors😪🙄
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An African woman married a Chinese man and had a child…
Two months later the child passed away😢
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying: “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!..”😭
A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did u know?”😨
She replied: “That Chinese Products don’t LAST LONG!!!”
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Keep on forgiving him while
you still looking for someone to replace him.
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
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Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her
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Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
–
The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..
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We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends anymore because
there are those guys called “I AM HERE FOR YOU”
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Woman mind is cleaner than that of Man’s –
because she change it more often
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That Awkward Moment When Bea Uploads
A Photo Cover On Facebook
So You See People Reaction On It “❤️”
.
Then You Also React “❤️”……
But You Are On Free Mode
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Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧
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