People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena
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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.
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To any girl reading this post we are now dating weather you like it or not..
I love u baby
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When a girl is so good in bed but very lazy to do house chores and your relatives start complaining about her.
“I be like ‘You guys don’t know her very well”
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Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live
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MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
MAN: No salary, but I…
WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I’m the BOSS?
WOMAN: That’s why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.
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Introduce your boyfriend to your parents,
not to us on Facebook.
We promote breakups here. Is it clear?
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I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer
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I broke up with my Girlfriend at
a
restaurant and she started
crying,everyone
thought i had proposed to her so
they
started clapping
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Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.
whenever their parents enter their room
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l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree ,sometime later they were doing something on the tree then they left…since l love things l went to the tree just to see,they had carved their names and put it in a heart…
Some people would find this romantic but l stood there actually shocked.
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People are busy carrying knives on dates……….Scary!!!!
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Black people parties have no ending time,
they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊
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Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”
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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat
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South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn
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Stop using people’s iPhones to take pictures
Love your “ZTE and Mobicel
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