I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply, unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text Continue Reading..

A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring Continue Reading..

WHY ME…..? My girlfriend visited me last night. When she went to bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked Continue Reading..

Valentines day is for White people. Black people must just wait for Black Friday

My mom busy telling people I can fix phones just because I took hers off from flight mode.

Wat are you doing in February while you know you’re single. You should have stayed in January

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you

I wonder how people can be this funny… Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right. But Continue Reading..