THIS WOMAN…
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady.
“I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat.”
“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!”

Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.”
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off.”
The man answers, “Yes!”
The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself.”

Nowadays
Father 👨 2000
Mother 👩2001
Child 👶 2018

When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?

Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??

Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names

Couples are Busy chasing Money Together ,
meanwhile wena And Your Gorilla Are still Arguing
Who should Text First,,, Hayyyiii Tsek

A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”

A patient went to his Doctor who said, “I have bad news and really bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asked the patient. “You only have 24 hours to live” said the Doctor. “That’s terrible, what could the really bad news be?” The Doctor replied, “I’ve been trying to get in touch with you since yesterday!”

Him: It’s Over
Her: Wanya, it’s Not Over
Do This Type Of Girls Still Exist?