There’s no other romantic walk than
walking with bae to the ATM

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hugging a tall person

feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge

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My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers!
I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

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To all ladies if you like a guy, approach him, he won’t say no.

They are all cheap
Starting with me.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I’d rather not, I really need this job!

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In the bible Moses had over 300 wives and over 100 concubines and lived for more than 150 years, and God loved him.You have 1 woman is it yo mother man has only one mother but many wives .

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When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home

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Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

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Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly

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Not everyone looks good when pouting
Some be looking like they’re blowing candles

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

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I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you

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Son: can I watch TV?

Stepfather: yeah but don’t switch on TV

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