If Your Girlfriend is always looking Good but you know perfectly well that you haven’t contributed anything towards that; My Brother you are no different from a Security Man👮 guarding a Bank🏧

This lesbians Took all Beutiful Girls
And Left us With this Boys

Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business

This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”

I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”

He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”

A real wife stay awake the whole night to
make sure that Mosquitoes doesn’t bite her Husband

Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”

Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me???
Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong to me.

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for dinner?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….

Alcohol tastes nicer
when you’ve already bought your kids Xmas clothes.

Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??

In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄