A man is called to his manager’s office after coming from funeral
Manager:-moyo its the fourth time you have gone to bury your father. And you have gone to bury your mother five times. How many times do your parents die??
Moyo:- let me explain sir. When my mother died my farther remarried. So I call that wife mother. When my father died my mother remarried. And when she died my father also remarried. And that has been happening over and over again. That is why I have buried my parents several times…

[Dear Ladies]
Please if you don’t like him just say it…
What’s this nonsense of: “I see you like my brother”,
You think he doesn’t know his sisters?

My Plan For 2018 Was To Save R10 000
But I Still Have R40 Am Still Pushing

Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.

Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.

I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion

Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend to bath well,
dress nice and stay away from weed

Holding a skinny girl’s hand feels like
u are playing with a USB cable

Old Doctor and A Young Doctor.
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating & see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine tht woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her, “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”