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“My bae’s name”
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Whites: he needs you urgently
Blacks: he looking for you High and Low😂😂😂….
Love black
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Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…
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When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water
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Been single for too long,
I don’t even remember how to spell rilationsheep.
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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me
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Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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Putting your man on your DP shall never scare us.
We have entered toilets written “Staff Only”
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Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Ummmm…… Dare
Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;
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What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?
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Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right
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Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer
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Family WhatsApp groups are boring, lazy and dead. Wait until one mess up and see how everyone will be active in seconds⏰
Even your late Aunty who died 7 years ago will be commenting on her blackberry from her grave
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Bra Solly walked in a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman.
“Please give me 250g steak and pap and give everyone 500g steak and pap because when I eat I want everyone else to eat as well!”
The barman gave him his meal and everyone else theirs. When they finished their meal he shouted another order.
“Give me a bottle of brandy and everyone else a bottle of whisky (johhnie walker black) because when I drink I want everyone to drink”.
Everyone was happy and they started singing Bra Solly’s praises saying SOLLY is the man!!
When Solly finished his drink he shouted again,
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meal and drinks I want everyone to pay for theirs!”
Bra Solly will be buried this coming Saturday!
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Being ugly sucks, you take 10 selfies and delete 12
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