When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!

Parents Please take your children to Sunday School😒

A teacher came to class and asked a question😕

Teacher: “who killed Goliath”😐
Bill: “Its not me”😐
Steve: “I don’t know”😯
Rich: “I wasn’t at school that day”😩

The teacher went to the Headmaster’s office and told the Headmaster that students in his class don’t know who killed Goliath😟

The HM came to that class and asked…

HM: “who killed Goliath”😕
Class: “We are not the ones”😐
HM: “If u don’t tell me who killed Goliath…you’ll see fire today”😡
Class: “we don’t know”😨

The Headmaster turned to the teacher and asked: “Are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??”😞

[The teacher fainted]

`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄

This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”

I will heart react to your pictures
even though you got a Boyfriend,
You know why?
•°•°•
I can fight..!

Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.

Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers

If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.

My Sister, Go to a Liquor store,
Choose your Happiness and forget about men.

Have you noticed that people who are blind cannot see…!?

Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is

Battery Full

Some of you also wanted to be slay queens
but your face didn’t just cooperate

A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.