If you think your man doesn’t know maths
tell him you’re pregnant my sister

She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, “Please can you spell ‘thirty’ for me?”

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ‘Tarty Tausan’!

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BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

Alot of pastors are now quite😶, waiting for Corona Virus to disappear so they can continue healing people who are not sick..!

“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch

Maths teacher:If I have five bottles in one hand, and six In the other, what do I have???
Tebza:Drinking problem sir.
Maths teacher:Mxm

I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
profile picture

Women are like telephones. They love to be held.
They love to be talked to.
But, if you press the wrong button, youre disconnected

A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks..
I will smell it & order.”
The confused owner got a fork.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
“Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork.
The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says
“Oh interesting…,
I never knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.

Hello : 10111 !?
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A Man Has Entered My House & He Is Raping Me Right Noowww Can Yoouuuu Aaahhh
Ooooh Yeahhhh Wowwww Hmmmmm Ooohh Yeahhhh Hmmmm Yessss Yeeeaaahhhh Harderrr Hmmmm Yeahhh ohh Shiit.
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Arrest Him Tomorrow..

If your boyfriend spends the whole day without a saying a word to you, just know that the other relationship is going well.

Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday
then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday.
Wow days of the week are trash.

if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.

Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once