I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.

Boy complains to his father: You
told me to put a potato in my
swimming trunks! You said it
would impress the girls at the
pool! But you forgot to mention
one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in
the front. 😂😂😂

I WANT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP
*
She cook – I eat
–
She do laundry – I wear
–
I do shopping – She pays

Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend

Newtons Laws On Love – Worth Mentioned

Universal Law: “Love Can Never Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Be Transfer Only From One GF To Other”

1st Law: “A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love Until Any External Agent (Her Bro, Her Father) Comes Into Play & Breaks The Leg Of Boy”

2nd Law: “The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards Boy Is Directly Proportional Toinstantaneous Bank Balance Of Boy And Discretion Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Dicrement In Bank Balance”

3rd Law: “The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping”

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!

That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.

When they increase the price of alcohol
they must also increase the percentage!

One evening last week, my wife and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat
up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I
just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT?!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on
the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional
needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man.” She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of
work to spend time with her. We went out to a
nice lunch and then went shopping at a big
department store. I walked around with her
while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which
one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each
outfit.”
We went on to the jewellery department where
she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She
was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think
she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know
how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s
fine, honey.” She was so excited.
Smiling with anticipation, she finally said, “I
think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
dropped, “WHAT?”
I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch
with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?

Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?

You are single at the age of 33 yet you still ask guys:
“where did you get my number?”😐