Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮
I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs
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So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him
sex, and you have guts to say he’s
cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked and selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity, we use
generators”
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Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?😐
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Rich: Both😉
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Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?😕
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Rich: America😉
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Dad: That shows u love your mom more😓
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Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK😃
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?😑
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Rich: UK😁
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Dad: why😠😠😠
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Rich:😂😂 I choose UK because I went to America before😉
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Dad: when???😨
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Rich: During the first question
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When a short girl is under an umbrella it looks exactly like mushrooms 😜😜
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Mens always pies in the garden and
Girls in the bathroom
Now you need to know way your gatden smells
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My Ex found me at Spar in morning and
said: Wow, You are looking good, are u still
alive? And I said no, I’m dead I just came
here to buy groceries then I’ll return to my
grave.
She is no longer talking to me.
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My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school
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Black people will never believe that you’re sick
until you refuse delicious food…
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Yesterday in a cramped bus..
Lady: Something of yours is touching me.
TC: Oh! That… that’s just my salary in my pocket.
Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion
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Girls IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU JUST INBOX ME ,
WE WON’T TOLERATE NONSENSE
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I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…
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If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. 🙄
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Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.
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GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: “I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness.”
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78 beers minus your age now
Plus 40 cigarettes
Equal to the year that you were born
.
Try it
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