I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
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Me: we tried all our best but.
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques
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You’ll think your Boyfriend is Romantic
when he Hold your hands on the Road
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Only to realize He Can’t Read A Robot
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These days the only thing most couple’s have in common,
in a relationship, is matching clothes and that’s it..!
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She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post
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Why do ladies suddenly become
left handed after getting engaged?
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Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.
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You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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I Will Never Fight Another Guy For A Girl,
I Will Rather Fight For Rice And Meat At the Funeral
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Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!
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Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi
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