Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?
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An American Tourist Asked A Boat guy in Zanzibar, ” Do You know Biology , Psychology , Geography, Geology Or Criminology ?”
The Boat Guy Said ” No, I don’t know any of these .”
The Tourist Then Said ” What The Hell Do You know on the face of this earth? You Will die of illiteracy
The Boat Guy Said Nothing… After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The Boatman Then Asked the tourist
, ” Do you know Swimology and Escapology From Crocodiology ?”
The Tourist said” No ”
The Boat Guy Replied, ” Well , Today you will Drownology and Crocodiology Will Eat Your Assology I will not helpology and you will dieology because of your badmouthology
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Hey, if u are reading this and u are feeling depressed, angry, sad, heartbroken etc…
I just want to tell u that I don’t care!!
Thanks!
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A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th February in this group….coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb….So how will you wish them ??
HAPPY DELETED BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE or what??
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I JUST SMOKE WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
ANYWAY ADMIN CAN YOU TELL ME WHY DID YOU HIDE THE GROUP LAST SEEN ?
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These days the only thing most couple’s have in common,
in a relationship, is matching clothes and that’s it..!
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Some Girls Though , You Ask For Her Pic On Whatsapp …
Then Boom ! , She Sends The Whole Damn Gallery
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Q : what did one boob say to the other boob?
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A : You are my breast friend
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I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
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When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People
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Is your Man stingy ?
Are you tired of him ?
Do you deserve better ?…
Hurry now, get a Job and leave someone’s son alone,
Satan✋
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A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”
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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water… under his wife’s supervision!
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
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With all due respect for the
LAWYERS
A lawyer who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to re-occupy the home.
He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie…. “WE ALL KNOW”…lawyers cannot and do not lie. (?????)
So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right — the agent asked: “How many children do you have?
He answered: “Twelve.”
The agent asked “Where are the others?”
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”
MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie. One only has to choose the right words… And don’t forget, unfortunately most politicians are lawyers.
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A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
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A woman with money won’t even look broke man..
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