A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby?
Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought me one.
Child: no wonder you don’t have a baby, you still believe in that shit of airplanes?

Today I donated my Watch ,Phone and $500 to the poor guy.
How happy am I when I saw the poor guy
put his knife back in his pocket ..

Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything

Psychiatrist: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to nearest Temple
Psychiatrist: Good, prayer and meditation are effective tools to reduce stress
Patient: No no no, I just mix-up all the shoes out there and watch people searching… Feels awesome.

Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.

The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭

When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..

If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie..
.bro you need to decorate your room