Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”

Nelson Mandela has changed his
profile picture on the South African money

If you don’t understand that there’ll always be a hotter girl than your girl,
you’ll chase🏃 girls for the rest of your life..!

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers in laws alive

Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Imagine dating someone who doesn’t
know where Johnnie Walker is going.

If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say:
“This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.