My wife showed me a good time last night.
Photos of me when I was single.
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A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.
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My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food
that makes you cry,
so I threw a coconut at his face.
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I Wonder Why Women Complains About Us Men That We Are Dogs…..
Now Does That Mean Even Their Fathers Are The Dogs Too????
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How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today
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A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Lady: “Is There A Problem, Officer?”
Traffic Cop: “Yes Mam, I’m Afraid You Were Speeding.”
Lady: “Oh, I See.”
Cop: “Can I See Your License Please?”
Lady: “Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don’t Have One.”
Cop: “Don’t Have One?”
Lady: “No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.”
Cop: “I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.”
Lady: “I Can’t Do That.”
Cop: “Why Not?”
Lady: “I Stole This Car.”
Cop: “Stole It?”
Lady: “Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.”
Cop: “You What!?”
Lady: “His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See”
The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.
Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.
A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.
Officer: “Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!”
The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.
Lady: “Is There A Problem Sir?”
Officer: “My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.”
Lady: “Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!”
Officer: “Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.”
The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.
Officer: “Is This Your Car, Mam?”
Lady: “Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.”
The Cop Is Quite Stunned.
Officer: “My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.”
The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.
The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.
Officer: “Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn’t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!”
Lady: “Bet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.”
So, Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies
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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village
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Fresh boys are always single.
Once you started dating him,you will realize you’re his 8th “Girlfriend”
🤏🤏🤏😂😂😂😂😂
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Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair
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My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.
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We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?
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Having a twin is cool the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like “oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tavern
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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I intentionally Put My Grandma’s Phone On Silent,I told Her To Bring Money To Buy Ringtone That Her Own Ringtone Has Finished
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Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??
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A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun
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