I’ll Never Forget That Day I Visited My Ex And I Was Served Rice And Chicken

While I Was Eating, Their Dog Kept On Moving Up And Down, Looking At My Face

I Told The Younger Sister” It Seems Your Dog Likes Visitors” And The Girl Replied” No , It’s Because You’re Using It’s Plate ” 😭😭 how could she do that to me ?

Double heart attack message from my girl to me today:

1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.😳😳😳

2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you

FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.

Just Because You Love Music
it Doesn’t Mean You Can Rap

Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because
he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive
Alive
safety competition. Being a ZIMBABIAN , the driver could hardly
believe
his luck. “What are you going to do with your
cash?” asked the traffic cop.
“Well I guess I’m going to get a drivers licence,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He
tries
to be smart when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.” At that moment
there
was a knock from the boot and a voice said, “Are we over the border
yet?”
The cop fainted.

Even if you dance in the Rain
.
.
Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust

I don’t go for looks.☝
But at least don’t be Ugly..!

I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

Some people take this breakup thing too serious🤔
Imagne starving yurself too death because of a breakupp😖😏
Me i rather cry😭with food in my mouth😂

A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th February in this group….coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb….So how will you wish them ??
HAPPY DELETED BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE or what??

Son: Daddy , I Fell In Love And Want To Date This Awesome Girl

Daddy : That’s Great Son , Who Is She ?

Son : it’s Lerato , The Neighbors Daughter.

Daddy: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that , I have to tell you something son but you promise not to tell your mom, Lerato is actually your sister

The Boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later

Son:” Dad , I fell in love again and she’s is even hotter!”

Daddy: That’s great son , who is she ?

son : it’s Busi , The other neighbor’s daughter

Daddy: Ohh I wish I hadn’t said that , Busi Makhubo is also your sister . This Went on couple of times and son was so mad , He went straight to his Mother crying 😭

Son : Mum I am so mad at dad !!! I fell in love with Six Girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father !!

Mum(Huge him affectionately And Says): My Love ,You Can date Whoever you want . He isn’t your father…!!!

Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry

Ladies what exactly is your problem?????