[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
…
Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
.
Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…

Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours

Brain: She’s probably cheating on you

Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping

Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?

Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???

Brain: Breakup

Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?

Funny But Most True Fact:

When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,

They Ask Each Other The Same Question,

“So, Which Platform Are You Working On?“

Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one

“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

I was attending a Wedding ceremony with a gathering of about 500 people… I decided to take the front seat as usual, Then a lady started distributing food from the back but unfortunately the food din’t get to the front seats… Another Lady started sharing drinks she started from the front seat but unfortunately i had already moved to back because of what happened with the first Lady nd yet again, the drinks din’t get to the back sits… ” furious😠😠 i stood up, as i was about to leave, another Lady showed up with a Bowl ” I decided to satay, but this time i wasn’t going to let the food pass me by So stayed in the Middle 😍😊… I was so happy when i saw the Lady approaching me nd still Holding the Bolw which appeared to be full of something😊😊😊… Then The Lady Lowered the Bowl😍😍😍, Then Booom!!! only to find out that she was handing out toothpick’s