– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind

Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means

Never show a Lady that you’re more fluent than her in English
while you’re out. Trust me, it will be your last date!

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*

My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.

Have you Ever checked your phonebook list🎥😚😚
when you are broke😧??.
You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?
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1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳
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2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧
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3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…😟
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4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…😣
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5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -264

Once all the engineering
professors were sitting in one
plane Before the take off One
announcement came “this
plane is made by your students
” then all professors stood up,
ran and went outside, but the
principal was sitting. One guy
came and asked ” are you not
afraid ” then the principal
replied ” I trust my students
very well and I am sure the
plane won’t even start “

Thami was discharged from a mental hospital🏨.He was chained🔗 by his mental doctors➕. He was taken home by an ambulance🚑.
With confidence he claimed that he knew his house🏡.
At a big house next to a tree🌲 he saw 2 kids👬 wearing uniform🎓, he shouted and said
“Those are my kids, they going to school!”
Suddenly a woman👧 came out of that house then he shouted again saying
“That’s my wife, she is late for work!”
The doctors were convinced and as they were about to remove the chains🔗 off his hands, a man👦 came out of that same house🏡 then he shouted one more time saying
“Hey that’s me going to work!!”