*LADIES HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY*
*..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive, within a minute if there is no change, call me. Please don’t thank me, what are friends for.

Don’t lose a good man because you think he can’t afford you 😕…
you are a soul to be loved 💗not a product to be bought

FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

“Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice any of those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”

I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:

“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”

Then i replied, “Okay, you can Send it to My Account so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl’s House because I know them.”

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…..
This January you need to be sharp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.

When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”

Apart from I will never
cheat on you: what
other jokes do you
know

When her makeup is finished..* She starts posting things like *makeup free*. *Natural beauty*. How do I look?
If you know, You know

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say…

Then, please be assured that the Weed you have just smoked is of SUPER QUALITY!

Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂