Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”

Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“

Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father

“Its over between us”
These words will make u look for your shoes👟in the fridge😂😂😂

If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!
Door to Door HIV Test from 11 June 2018. ..
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Some of us will take a long walk going zimbabwe, Lesotho, Namibia or Botswana just to miss the test

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

The Reason why i don’t watch Nigerian Movies no more Was When A Lady Poured Poison Into A Pot Then Tasted It To See If It Was Enough

I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “

Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.

Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

Girls though 😭
12:00 i’m coming
14:00 I’m leaving the house now
16:00 I’m in a taxi
18:00 sorry can’t make it, Mom says i must cook

Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys