It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken
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My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating
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A
Boy
puLLed
a
GirL
into room
Locked
d
door,
put
off
d
light,
pulled
her
2
d
bed
dragged
her
into
d
bLanket
said:
Look at my new watch that glows in dark!
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How to turn a girl on:
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1. Lip biting
2. Ass grabbing
3. Having her against the wall
4. Kissing her neck
5. Teasing her
6. Love bites… The list continues
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How to turn a guy on:
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1. Touch us anywhere even our shirts
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Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!
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If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!
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Not all men are trash🤗🤗…..and not all men are dogs🐕….
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Some of them are garbage!!!!!
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If yu wanna be hated by all woman….
Be rich, intelligent, prosperous,Tall, Handsome and
then be gay ✊
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Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?
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The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last night and I texted a doctor “Hello doctor, please I’m not feeling fine, I’m having a headache all over my body, my bones are shaking, and my stomach is making a serious noise like a class full of grade11 students, I can’t even talk, please come to my house right now”
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And the doctor just replied with “Lol” 😂😂
😏😏he thought I was joking
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It pains me a lot when i pay my full fare
and the driver uses free gear..
boom.shame on you
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I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
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A lady noticed a boy in the field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun…she took pity on him and decided to speak to him
Lady: you OK😇?
boy: yes😊
Lady: you can go and play with the other kids you know😇
boy: it’s better if I stay here😒
Lady: why😵?
boy: because I’m the goalkeeper
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My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”
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If you’re lonely and single just remember that
someone in love is getting cheated on.
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My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250
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