Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm? Continue Reading..

Every girl is beautiful.. sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex…. I need to hear both sides of the story, Continue Reading..

Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it.. Deport

A Universal Philosophical Refutation A philosopher once had the following dream. First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, Continue Reading..

decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..

What is the difference between a bird and a fly A bird can fly but a fly can not bird

Never rely on anyone Even Alicia Keys knew the girl was on fire instead of saving the poor girl from Continue Reading..