Her: Babe I’m pregnant Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile

The u are black u look like someone was testing a boom with ur face

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i saw a ghost looking left and right to see if it’s safe to Continue Reading..

April 1 is named FOOL’S DAY, after Clive April. He was born on 1st April 1579 . He did 105 Continue Reading..

Shout out to the lady who complains about being single but never goes out✌ I guess your soulmate will have Continue Reading..

My neighbour has started playing Kulungile Baba Since Friday…… I think his daughter has failed Again…..

You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because you’ll become a joke all year

Am sure on Valentine’s day i wl only get a message from Cell C reminding me to pay them the Continue Reading..