IF you call him and he is eating don’t disturb him girl just hangup.
Don’t make him choose between you and food

South African guys they don’t say” it’s over”……
they just stop calling.

June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunk, with a ragged, dirty looking (Skebhe) came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. Skebhe was given a glass with a drink.
He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a western of the Cape slope, matured in steel containers.”
“Correct,” said the boss, Another glass.
“It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old,a western slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.” The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine.
Skebhe The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a Nguni girl (Zulu,Swazi or Xhosa) 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who the father is.”
The director collapsed.

Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

if you think people are offine,
then Try posting your nudes
You won’t even know
what time your grandma Logged in

I saw a driver texting and driving.

It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

If You Love Someone Set Them Free.
If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime