the best way to punish ur dad is by joining the priest hood so that ur dad can call you father and u will answer him my son God loves you!!!

I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..! ☝

Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech that’ll leave them crying for 4years.

Am I The Only One Who Pours Water At Ants🌊🐜And Watch Them Think It’s A Tsunami?

Keeping a low profile is the best,
that’s why up until now nobody knows that
Rihanna nd Beyonce are my ex’s….
Haters will say I’m lying

I’m tired of the Russians and their Russian beer.
I want them to also support us South Africans with our new whisky

When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly

Question: “What Is Will Power?”

Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“

Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys