I stopped watching Nigerian movies when
i saw a ghost looking left and right to see
if it’s safe to cross the road

Last year I was working as a security guard at the
Kruger National Park. My boss fired me after
I left the gate wide open.
I mean who can steal a lion?

Funny But Most True Fact:

When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,

They Ask Each Other The Same Question,

“So, Which Platform Are You Working On?“

There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is
” My sack Of Shit ” two Different kids

My Girlfriend Told Me To Delete My Fb Or She Is Leaving…
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Guys Be Right Back Let Me Help Her To Pack Her Bags..

Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

Its only in black families were you will find
a Seven years old uncle

Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

Nobody Views Your WhatsApp Status
Faster Than Your Ex

Girls with bipolar can text you
“bye” then get mad if you don’t reply

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

I wonder how people can be this funny…
Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right.
But when i hear the cause of the fight i couldn’t help it… HOW WILL YOU BORROW YOUR FRIENDS CLOTHE AND SLIM FIT IT.