Me at school-I will finish this at home
Me at home-I will finish this at school

Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?

Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.

Dear Nursing students
In which year of study are you taught to be angry,
rude,Impatient and having attitudes?

It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…

Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”

There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.

Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”

When we’re done with this month of July we’re going straight to September, we don’t want to see our December being delayed by these mad people of August.

Pls am very sorry for not updating regularly
this days, it’s because my iPhone 6 had a
problem and my iPad battery is dead, my sister is with
my Samsung galaxy note 4. Am just here at home
sitting alone since my parents travelled to
London. I would have loved to Skype with you but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I have to hit
south Africa to get a new one. I wanted to visit the
mall tonight but my aunt went out with my bugatti
and my junior brother is out with the 2014 range
rover, the Toyota highlander had a little problem, the
tyre of Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving Lexus jeep
at night, I tried calling our driver to come and
pick me with my mums Ferrari but I don’t have any
credit , so can you please send me Load
so that I can call him plz?

When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?

What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
•°•
Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.

I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace

Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think