Her: helo babie
Me: hie how are you cute….
Her: good and you sweet
Me: I’m fine, but were you serious that
you won’t let me down babie?
Her: Yes bae, the love i have for you its like corruption in South Africa…..it will never end😘
Me: 😂😂😂you are full of shit
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Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card
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Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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I just like it when these pretty
boys, become gays. That means
more girls for us.
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Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English
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Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one
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How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!
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Just imagine when your boyfriend has introduced you to his family. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then you hear them laughing in the sitting room, saying “Have you seen the hair line ?”.
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Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..
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A man was driving when the cops stop and asked :
r u drunk ?
he says no sir
the cops give him beers for being a good driver
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Please don’t inbox me with the intention of dating me,
You deserve better.
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend sometimes drop lipstick in his house
and claim he is cheating
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Humans are two types🙈:
men👦 and women👧,
Haha thanks
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