Sdumo : Do you think a woman can turn you a millionaire ?

Skebhe : yes only if you are a billionaire

Only in South Africa You Find People Writing Their Learners Licences With Their Cars Packed Outside🙆

New Love is nice, until you find out it’s Made in China
due to factory faults of Boferbe

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard

English is so f***ed up
how can you drink a drink
But you can’t food a food

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’

My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth, it doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..

Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?

Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.

I don’t care if you look better than my girlfriend,
the fact is,I don’t love you..

A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶‍♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours