One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.
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After a big accident, a man was crying :
O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend.
Don’t cry. See that man.
He has lost his head.
Is he crying?
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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?
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Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death
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My neighbour gave birth to twins and said she was tired of regular names given to twins like Victor & Victoria, Paul & Pauline, etc. So she asked me to come up with some names and this is what I came up with:
1. Tom & Jerry
2. Copy & Paste
3. Praise & Worship
4. Boko & Haram
5. Give & Take
6. Screw & Driver
7. Salt n Vinegar
8. Terms and Conditions
.
.Which names would you give to my neighbour’s twins..
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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky
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When you build a house let your wife
decorate the ceiling, she has seen more
ceiling designs than you
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I miss school for what when you’re getting 2 on Maths?
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Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too
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Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .
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My neighbor dresses to kill 💥👌
and she cooks the same way 😫😫💔
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I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday.
Despite the squashed nose,
bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly..
The dog seems to love her.
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Some girls can lie!
Girls will be there saying “if u leave me I will die, I will kill myself, I will go mad”.
He left u oo but u are not dead… U are still alive waiting for another brokenheart.
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Have you been so close to someone
but you were never in a relationship and
when both stopped talking,
it felt like a breakup?
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Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol
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The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!
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