Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
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Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins
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I Will Never Fight Another Guy For A Girl,
I Will Rather Fight For Rice And Meat At the Funeral
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Hey, if you are reading this and you are feeling
depressed,angry, sad,heartbroken etc….I just
want you to know that I really don’t care.
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*Did you know*
A boiled cabbage has higher nutrients than 3 pieces of chicken
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If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..
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Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi
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Just when you’re chilling NICELY at home n you’re about to eat 🍴
Then comes in an SMS saying IT’S OVER
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Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”
He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”
WOMEN….
I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead
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Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming
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Taxi to towm:R50
Redbull:R10
I know u thinking what am thinking😂😂😂
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My relatives: When are you getting married?
~•~•~
Me: On my wedding day!
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Husband: I lost My Wife , She went shopping and hasn’t come back yet .
Inspector: What is Her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: slim or heal ?
Husband : Not Slim , can be healthy
Inspector: colour of eyes ?
Husband: never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Not Sure Whether it was a dress or a suit
Inspector: Was She Driving ?
Husband: Yes
Inspector: Colour of the car ?
Husband: Black Audi A8 With supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode… And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes on the front left door….. And the husband started crying…
Inspector: Don’t Worry Sir …We Will Find your car
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If children of israel were like girls of today
while crossing the red sea, they would have
spent the whole day in the middle of the sea
taking pictures and uploading on facebook, twitter, Instagram and all types of social networks with posts/status like:
1. Chilling with Moses
2. Miracle things on point .
3. Me and Moses before crossing the sea.
4. Can’t wait to see the promised land
5. Pharaoh dololo can’t catch us.
6. Eee what a Fish 😍
7. Finally we have won the battle
8. Tholukuthi Moze is our chief 😜😜😜
9. Moses the coolest nigger
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If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..
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