Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth
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I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Lady: “Is There A Problem, Officer?”
Traffic Cop: “Yes Mam, I’m Afraid You Were Speeding.”
Lady: “Oh, I See.”
Cop: “Can I See Your License Please?”
Lady: “Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don’t Have One.”
Cop: “Don’t Have One?”
Lady: “No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.”
Cop: “I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.”
Lady: “I Can’t Do That.”
Cop: “Why Not?”
Lady: “I Stole This Car.”
Cop: “Stole It?”
Lady: “Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.”
Cop: “You What!?”
Lady: “His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See”
The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.
Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.
A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.
Officer: “Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!”
The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.
Lady: “Is There A Problem Sir?”
Officer: “My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.”
Lady: “Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!”
Officer: “Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.”
The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.
Officer: “Is This Your Car, Mam?”
Lady: “Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.”
The Cop Is Quite Stunned.
Officer: “My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.”
The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.
The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.
Officer: “Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn’t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!”
Lady: “Bet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.”
So, Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies
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once you start working you
owe black people cold drink
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My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…
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The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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FIrst day when I joined Facebook
I thought people who get more likes are
Rich
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I hate it when people say morning instead of good morning, morning what? Morning glory, morning after pill morning sickness…what ?
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I sent her money for transport and she didn’t show her ass now she’s ignoring my calls and she’s online on Facebook and i know she’s going to see this post…
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Hey!! you prostitute am giving you 10minutes to call me or else i will mention your name.
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ
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What do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of Love
& all other are thinking of food? . . . . . . . .
WEDDING
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The smell of kfc when you are broke is not the same
when you have money
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This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶
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Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.
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