Fellas,if u visit her and she puts on leggings, just know u ain’t getting past 2nd base… If the leggings are leopard print u not even gonna kiss… Head for the door quick before she gives u blue balls…
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My Dear Sister. You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy! Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!