Some married men will be watching Match in the bar with their side chick and still be screaming that the referee is cheating 😂 😂
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Some married men will be watching Match in the bar with their side chick and still be screaming that the referee is cheating 😂 😂
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those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????
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10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police.
Me: Hello, help.
Police: What happened?
Me: 5000 people are following me.
Police: Calm down, where are you?
Me: Facebook!
Police: Idiot!!!
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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10😂😂😂😂…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
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I’m looking a lady to marry ,I had a wife ,she was lazy .
I asked her to count my money and she ran away.
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When someone tell you that I will let you know my friend you are the last option
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TALKING WITH YOUR CRUSH😊
FOR AN HOUR
IT’S FEELS LIKE IT’S 60 MINUETS
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IMAGINE YOU TAKING YOUR TALL GIRL TO THE ZOO,,
THEN GIRAFFE START CRUSHING ON HER
AYEYE!!!
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At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.
They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.
They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.
The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.
The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”
Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”
In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”
And The Lights Went Off …
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The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week
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Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym
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If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?
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A Real Girlfriend Kneels Down When
Answering Her Boyfriend’s Call
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Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol
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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌
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