IF I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY eehn.you would be like,” 🙁 ”
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I went to de market 2day and mistakenly steped on de foot of an old woman then she started pouring curses on me like “u would never grow gray hairs,you shal never smel wealth .but poverty,u shal always beg for food,children shal never come from u,your generations shal all be poor and a whole lot of curses.So i q apologised to her saying “ma pleas am sorry”.and helped her carry her loads for her and she said,”my son,i never knew you were a good man.you see all those curses i poured on you,they were not for you but the person reading this post”. :l

Public Service Announcement
If the relationship started this year 2018, then it is not eligible for Valentine’s gifts and spoiling……
It’s considered a Late Entry.
Boyfriends Association of Africa.

If you don’t understand that there’ll always be a hotter girl than your girl,
you’ll chase🏃 girls for the rest of your life..!

Another weekend is passing by, Your friends are getting married
nd you are still there claiming that all Men are player’s..
Keep waiting You will marry the referee

Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol

Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same

*Dating a lady with a car*

*Advantage :she can come anytime*

*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*

those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????

You having a nice laugh with a nurse in a
taxi then all of sudden she says “HIV needs
you to be like this, you need to laugh with
people”

Nelson Mandela Will End Up Be In The Bible… `
Watch The Space!`

Philosophy Of Life:

At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,

Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.

Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.

A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*