Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies

If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
~•~
Faithful Women don’t Reply.

i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 …
What if Someone Comes ?
And Actually Tries To Steal Them ? ,
Do i Have To Fight Them ? I’m Not Ready ✋

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!

Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming