Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up

Nobody stands up

Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!

Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”

Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone

A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies

Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than
a side chick refusing to take morning after pills

After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids

Today is 2 March so whatever you do ,do it too much .When you love ,lov 2 March! When you talk ,talk 2 March! When you eat ,eat 2 March! When u drink,drink 2 March! Just do everything too Much ,it only gets 2 much once a year !!!

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..

The way am so broke
Am even thinking of going to a loan shark and
borrow a couple of thousands then do a protection order against him

Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January

2019 Will Probably The Last Year That Ends With
“Teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives

Knock Knock…Who’s there ?…Norma Lee!…Norma Lee who ?…
Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors !