The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!

On a Serious Note Though…Can The Fat Ones
Not Do The “Fainting” Dance,
We’re Not Ready For Unnecessary Earthquakes🙆

Tσ∂αү ι αsкε∂ мү ωιғε тσ gιvε мε я390 тσ вυү α cσυρℓε σғ вεεяs…

тяυℓү sρεαкιηg ι’м тнαт σηε gυү ωнσ нαтεs вαтнιηg sσ мү ωιғε sαι∂ sнε’ℓℓ gιvε тнε мσηεү ση σηε cση∂ιтισηsнε

She sαι∂ “gσ вαтн” ι нαvε αℓяεα∂ү ρυт sσмε ωαям ωαтεя ιη тнε вαтн ” ι ωεηт ιη тнεяε αη∂ αρρℓιε∂ sσмε vαsεℓιηε ση мү вσ∂ү αη∂ тнεη ∂σ мү σωη sтυғғ’s.

αғтεя ғεω мιηυтεs ℓαтεя , ι яυsнε∂ συт ωнεяε sнε ωαs sιттιηg ωιтн кι∂’s αη∂ sαү ” ι’м ∂σηε вαтнιηg, ωнεяε’s мү мσηεү ?”тнεү αℓℓ ℓσσкε∂ αт мε αη∂ sтαятε∂ ℓαυgнιηg🤣

ι ωαs vεяү sυяρяιsε∂ αη∂ gεттιηg αηgяү αт тнε saмε тιмε тнεη σηε σғ мү кι∂’s sαι∂ ” үσυ cℓεαяℓү ∂ι∂η’т вαтн ∂α∂, вεcαυsε тнε мσηεү ιs яιgнт υη∂εя тнε sσαρ “

*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures.
I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival 😂😂😂

I am starting to think that alcohol percentage
of the Russian Bear it is just there to fool us…
That thing issa 101% alcohol…

Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

*A Marriage without a “small house” is like a government without an opposition party – (the government will relax).*

Let us not be dictators in our marriages, allow democracy …

Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.

MTN is not joking nowadays. When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery.

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

I said NO..!! to a Girl asking me to be her boyfriend,
cause my mind is telling me
she just
wanna sleep with me and run away.

When Did You Realise You Were An Adult ? 😕😒

Me: it Was When Christmas came And There Was No Talk About
Christmas And New Year’s Clothes 😣😭😭 .. You ?

after she caught me cheating
Me : so you gonna believe your eyes over me???