If you don’t tell your WOMAN she’s beautiful,
INDIAN men on Facebook will do it for you.

Sinkie is on his death bed
He has all his family around him
He’s about to say his final wishes so he asks for a couple of witnesses..
He then starts to speak.
Bobby my son, I leave you all of my houses..
Billy my son I leave you all the bungalows I have .
Teresa I leave you with all my flats
And finally to you Brenda my lovely wife I leave you all of the tenements that are still left …

The nurse says OMG what a generous man I never realised he was so rich ..

To which Brenda his wife says
‘Don’t be daft He was a window cleaner ‘

exam will make u ask yourself
if you wanna leave school or
u want school to leave you🙆🏻‍♂️

Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

How can a guy without passports tell u that u are the most beautiful girl in the world?Where in the world has he been to?
Such lies must end this year.

Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….

I am not a prophet but i can tell that your
bae is going to cheat on you
this coming weekend!!!!!!!
They dont even fear God……

Wait for it💔💔💔

Good morning …..unfortunately my neighbour
changed his wifi password.
Anyone to share me data

HE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.

•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.

•Between 31 and 35, she is
like India.
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.

•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
to visit.

•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The
frigid climate keeps people away.

•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.

•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to
go there.

FINAL EXAM PAPER for *LAW STUDENTS:*

Q. A Woman was driving a *Maruti* car. She mistakenly hit a *BMW* car.

The lady came out from her BMW, insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her BMW

The Maruti car Woman called *her husband*, he replied -“I am very busy & please try fix up the Matter by urself”

The BMW lady called her *Boyfriend* and said *Sweetheart someone just hit the Birthday Gift you gave me,* I am so angry, please come over..”

Few minutes later her *Boyfriend arrived.* He is the *Husband* to the lady with the *Maruti* car!!!!

Discuss the possible *legal consequences* for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks)

I Delete Posts Because I’m Not The Same Person I Was 6 Minutes Ago

When you buy a cellphone from an Indian shop,
then when you switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”