Yesterday my boss sent me to buy a 2litre of milk

Then I found out only 1litres available,
and
turned back and told him..

He called me by names, and even told me straight that I’m stupid why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1litres of milk to make it 2litre

And today he sent me to buy pair of size 6 sleepers shoes
I got all the sizes except size 6
So I used my brain and bought two pairs of size 3
To make it 6
Without a word, he used sign language
To alerted me to wait for him out side
Now he’s busy with his computer ,
I’m sure he want to give me some bonus end of the month

Behind every high heels👠there are slippers👡
in the handbag

Imagine Posting “I’m Home Alone” Then A
Thief From Your Hood React With (WOW)

All say that love is more important than money..
Have you ever tried paying your bill with a hug.. ?

2 guys were swiming when a pregnant
woman drowned. They rushed 2 save her,
pulled her 2 safety. The 1st guy started
giving her breath by lip locking (mouth to
mouth). The 2nd guy took off the woman’s
pants and put his mouth on her private
parts! 1st man: “R you mad? W.T.F are you
doing?” 2nd guy: “Yeyi, you save the
mother and i save the child”

Losing a girlfriend or boyfriend it’s nothing
Imagine loosing free facebook some of us will be offline
for the next 5 years

He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??

Guys I don’t like to argue😕

I dumped her because she said they say: “All rights in court”😐 and i told her they say: “All rice in court”…She disagreed with me😑…so i can’t continue with a fool

My Dog Is Very Useless We Were Both Chased By Another Dog

Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head

Two Wealthy Men were debating about whether having sex is
hard work or pleasure, and they couldn’t come up with one answer.
One of them decided to call the Garden boy and asked him the question,
“Is sex pleasure or hard work?”
After thinking deeply about this, the Garden boy replied “Sex is pleasure, Boss”
One of the Rich guys asked the Garden boy why he said so.
Garden boy responded, “because, boss, if sex was hard work you would have asked me to do it for you!”

When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?

Teacher : Yes, class today i want
everyone of you to give me an
example of things that we Can SUCK..
BRIAN : An Ice-cream..
Teacher : Good
Teacher,, Yes Jane..
Jane : Sweets..
Teacher : Oooh, very Good jane
Jacky raised his Hand.
Teacher : Yes jacky?
Jacky : Light Bulb..
The Teacher got interested and
said,”Oooh, No Little jacky, Why do
you think that a Light Bulb can be Sucked?”
Jacky answered,”Well Ma’am,
yesterday night i Passed near my Parents’
Bedroom and overheard my Mum, telling My
Dad, “SWEET HEART,
Please turn the Light off I Wanna Suck that
Thing..!!”” .

When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing

Dear Tsonga People,

Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.

Regards
Joburgers