You post me, I post you
You act single, I act single
You claim me, I claim you.
You play games, I play games too
You delete shit , I delete shit too
You show, no interest, I put no effort
Put me second, I’ll put you last
Love is war .

if you want to know if you have mouth odour
watch out for this 3 signs
1: when people start giving you toothpaste as
birthday gift
2: when you always win every argument
3: when you easily separate fight, once you
meet 2people fighting and you shout hey will u
stop fighting?
And they ran away and say brada is because of you

Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas.
We see you.

Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts

Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.

A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon..
he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewelleries and money…
Man started sobbing and said Bhai u take anything u want but please untie her rope….There will a big problem here.
Thief: What problem?
Man : she is my neighbors wife.. Mine will arrive shortly.

Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?

In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

Broke Men
Let’s share our best lines I’ll start..
Eish babe you should have told me yesterday now i used all the cash

Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?

Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.

My relationship status is complicated 😢😢😭😭I’m single but not single single.. Sometimes I get peace jobs in relationships and help here and there but I’m single

Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in
prison: “Son, this year I will not plant
cassava
and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know
if you were here you would have helped
me”.
.
The son replied his father: “Dad don’t even
think of digging the field because that’s
where I buried the money I stole”.
.
The POLICE OFFICERS on reading this letter
went early in the morning and dug the
whole field in search of the money but
nothing was found.
.
The next day the son wrote his father again:
“Dad you can now plant your cassava and
yam this is the best I can do from here.”
.
Dad replied: “Hahaaa my son, you are too
powerful indeed, even in prison you still
command police men to work for me. I was
so surprised to see the IGP and his team
holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm.
I will write to you when I want to
harvest.”