You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours

Facebook should have VIP section for some of us who use data bundles.

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

South Africa is not going forward because we still have people
who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.

Do u know that having a brain can cause brain cancer
Thank Goodness my friends and I we are safe😂😂😂
Shame…..

Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is
better than a morning text from Bae…❤🙄

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

“Books Before Boys
.
Because Boys Bring Babies

.
Look now Babies are Bringing R500s

1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you

Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear*
*_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*