Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone

I just washed a “Polo” shirt I bought from China mall
this afternoon and
the man on the horse decided to stay in the water

When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes.
This Post is For Deep Thinkers

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

Some girls are wicked😏,
I told my girlfriend that “I can die for you”
and she said “Prove it’

Dear ladies, the only reason why your man takes a bath with you
is to prevent you from going through his phone.

It has nothing to do with being romantic..

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

A Marriage without a side chic is like a
government without opposition party.
Let us not be dictators in our marriages,
allow democracy…

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!

Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.