When they see you happy with your partner, they start telling them about what you did in 1996🤐🤐🤐

You can’t spell menu without men, that’s why it’s our duty to pay the bill

She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky Continue Reading..

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell Continue Reading..

Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10 Teacher: where is six Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 Continue Reading..

Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. … the plate with the big meat

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private? Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call Continue Reading..

Dear mother-in-law please dont tell me how to raise my kids. Im married to one of yours believe me there’s Continue Reading..