People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL
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Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar
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*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*
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Nothing makes short girls happier than seeing someone more shorter them..!
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One day in a class room ( teacher and pupils)
teacher: good morning children?
pupils: good morning Sir.
teacher: today’s topic is English,
who can tell me what people in abroad are called?
Pupils: township .
teacher:wonderful,
then people in home what are they called?
Pupils: townGoat ..
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Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”
Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”
Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”
Student: “Same Here, Mam“
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TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
.
TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
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A Zulu man went to an electronic
shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people .
Zulu man again came the next day after
cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people.
The next day Zulu man came with a
different face and asked; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people
Zulu man got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper; How do you recognise
me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this
is not a television. It is a microwave
oven.
One word for Zulu man
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*If you have $2 and your wife has $98. The total money of the entire house is $2 (not $100).*
*If you understand this maths you will have peace in your home.*
*Are we clear?*
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We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures ✋✋
Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome
in The Previous Photo !!
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WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST*
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river’.
When he cried out, the Angel appeared & asked, *”Why are you crying?”*
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water & he needed it to make a living.
The Angel went down into the water & reappeared with a *Golden Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel again went down & came up with a *Silver Axe.* “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. Again, the woodcutter replied: *”No.”*
The Angel went down again & came up with an *Iron Axe*. “Is this your axe?” the Angel asked. The woodcutter replied: *”Yes.”*
The Angel was pleased with the man’s honesty & gave him all 3 Axes to keep, & the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, & his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Angel again appeared & asked him: “Why are you crying?”
*”Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!”*
The Angel went down into the water & came up with *Pamela Anderson*
“Is this your wife?” the Angel asked. *”Yes,”* cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. *”You lied!* That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said *’NO’* to *Pamela* , you would have come up with *Angelina Jolie *. Then if I said *’NO’* to her, you would have come up with *MY WIFE*. Had I then said *’YES,’ you would have given me all 3.*
I’m a poor man, & not able to take care of 3 wives, so *THAT’S why I said YES to Pamela .”*
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a *good & honorable reason & for the benefit of others.*
That’s our story, &
we’re sticking to it!
*MEN ARE TRULY HONORABLE!* HAVE A SWEET DAY
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My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved
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My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?
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A Guy is chilling with his girlfriend in his
Golf 7
Guy : Dear there’s something i need to tell
u , I
haven’t been totally honest with u!
Girl : What is it babes?
Boy : I’m married with 4 kids .
Girl : Yhooo babes !! U scared me. I
thought u
gonna say the Golf 7 is not yours !!!!
Girls of dis days
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. I don’t understand the sudden change of heart, but who am I to ask. I’m so lucky…
I mean, first I won the lottery and now this!
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Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath,
And Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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