When a superman flies, he’s a superman
but when my granny flies she’s a witch
let’s be fair guys
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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that
he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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Never force children to Pray.
At
dinner, …
A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…:
BOY: But i dont know how to
pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: “Dear Lord..”
he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice
cream.
Bless them so they won’t come
again.
Forgive our neighbour’s
son, who always remove
my sister’s clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.
This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry!
…and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom’s
room when daddy is at work!
°°°AMEN°°°°
………Dinner was cancelled!
Don’t be selfish,
Please ‘share’ the fun!
Hahahaha
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Tebza:Why ride a roller coaster when u can ride me?
Lebo:Because roller coasters actually make me scream
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Marriage is a workshop,
where the husband works and the wife shops
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Women DM first all the time,
you just haven’t experienced it because you’re ugly
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A Touching Story
Girl: (touches the boy)
Boy: (touches the girl)
Girl: (Touches the boy again)
😭😢😢 What a touching Story
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Sanzali Once lost in a forest as he was struggling to find his way out he came across a lion and the lion started chasing him so he began to run until he became tired so he kneelled down and closed his eyes playing to God to save him, When he opened his eyes he saw the lion also kneeing down praying, so Sanzali asked the lion why are you a Muslim? And the lion said shut up don’t you pray before you eat?
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
🤣
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I’m feeling you & you’re not feeling me & i start feeling someone else & you start feeling me, I’m not going to feel you twice, you feel me? 😊
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Laughter is the best Medicine”
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
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I just called my girlfriend and
I’m hearing a naked man’s voice.
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Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you
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Girls will Dump you, then after 5minutes
text you and say “Is that what you
wanted??
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