That moment when you want to throw a stone at your friend…you missed and it hit an old woman, and then the woman picks up the stone and put it inside her bag and walk away

You be like gogo come back with my stone.

Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️

Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…

if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence

Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

My Problem is Not That Girls Fall During Deliverance,
But The Way They Fall And Still Remember To
Close Their Legs Damn Shit Kills Me

*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER*
A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, “can I see food *syllabus* please?
The waiter said, “What?”
The teacher replied, *”Table of contents”*
The waiter said, “No we don’t have such”
The teacher, “I mean *food curriculum”* 😜😜😜😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂Good day Teachers.

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

Husband: I lost My Wife , She went shopping and hasn’t come back yet .

Inspector: What is Her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: slim or heal ?

Husband : Not Slim , can be healthy

Inspector: colour of eyes ?

Husband: never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing ?

Husband: Not Sure Whether it was a dress or a suit

Inspector: Was She Driving ?

Husband: Yes

Inspector: Colour of the car ?

Husband: Black Audi A8 With supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode… And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes on the front left door….. And the husband started crying…

Inspector: Don’t Worry Sir …We Will Find your car

*If having a wife were like Soccer*

*Transfer Market*

Imagine

*Dube has accepted Nyathi’s $300.00 bid for his wife for 4 years, maSibanda*.

*Smith’s $222.00 release clause has been activated by her next door neighbour John William*

*MaNcube is now a Free Agent and indications are that Moyo might agree terms for a 2 year deal with her soon*

*Nyathi and Robert are competing to sign maSiziba this winter. The experienced female is expected to make a decision by end of this week*

UNBELIEVABLE FACTS!

It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of man’s penis is 3x the length of his thumb.👍
A humans heart beats faster than a man.
A women blink 2x as much as men.

A women has read this entire post…
A man is still looking at his thumb.