My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me
He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

I’ve been single for too long,
sometimes i put a teddy bear on my bed
and sleep on the floor,
pretending my bae is mad at me..

A rat🐀 swallowed gold and the owner of the gold contracted a man to kill that rat🐀

When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat, there were more than thousand rats bunched up and the one sitting by itself away from the park!!

He spotted and killed the one sitting by itself and to the owners suprise, it was the exact one that had swallowed the gold!!!
The amazed owner asked of the gold asked: ‘how did you know it was that rat??’
He replied very easy and very calm that ‘when idiots get rich they dont mix with others’

I’m feeling you & you’re not feeling me & i start feeling someone else & you start feeling me, I’m not going to feel you twice, you feel me? 😊

My sister, if you like him, just walk up to him and say it…
Stop trying to send signals, you are not a TV Antenna

Since my girlfriend gave birth, everything in my life has changed including my name, adress, cellphone number, back account everything.

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to face today…I decided to take her to a restaurant🏦where we can relax and talk better😊
.
I had R500💰with me🤞
.
I paid for a cab🚕to take us to the restaurant🏦which costs R200💰and I was left with R300💰When we got there before I could order something for her🙆‍♂
.
She ordered a bottle🍾of moet Champaign🥂which costs R1200💰and a meal🍱that costs R600💰…
and she asked me to go outside🚶‍♂to buy her recharged cards🖨which cost R200💰
.
Now I’m outside what do you
think I should do🤔??please help

” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

*Corona Virus is now boring, next year we want something like vampires and zombies chasing us everyday. We need some action not social distancing.*

Boss: Where were you born?
Nya: Zimbabwe.
Boss: Which part?
Nya: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe.
Nya and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Xolie: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Nya: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Nya: What is the name of your car?
Xolie: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.
Nya: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Nya joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what Nyaa did till evening.
Nyaa: Keyboard letters were not in Alphabetical order, so I made it
alright.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Nyaa: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

My brother If she calls you Daddy, know
that you
are on point !!.. poor guys are called baby .

Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4

Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2

Griezmann, and many others- 1

*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0